Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: My prayers were just filled with hollow words. I stopped leaving their power long ago, even though I'd been transformed, knowing deep down that some things were impossible. That there was no such thing as a miracle.
A good evening and welcome to the malibulge. This is regarding Spawn, the world's best Spawn podcast. I am your co host, John Fisher.
[00:00:56] Speaker B: And I am your co host, David Williams. And Johnny, you know what? Do you believe in miracles?
[00:01:03] Speaker A: Do I believe in miracles? I mean, yeah, there's been miraculous moments in my life of like things that I didn't think would happen or. I mean, I don't know if they're from a higher power, like a spiritual power. They could be.
They're from the island.
[00:01:15] Speaker B: Part of the. Part of the whole. The whole miraculousness is you don't know where it comes from. So.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I believe in miracles, sure.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: Nice. Do you?
Yeah, yeah, sure, Nice. Nice. Shit's got to happen sometime, right?
[00:01:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay.
[00:01:32] Speaker B: All right, well, episode over. Miracles. Good.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: I'm going back to church.
I believe in miracles. That's crazy. I just had like a breakthrough.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: Oh, well, damn, Johnny, this is heavy. This is. Man, I don't. I don't even know how we can talk goofy stories anymore.
[00:01:54] Speaker A: These are goofy stories, David. These are great.
[00:01:57] Speaker B: These are, these are, these are even better than the great stories, Bible stories, stories that are true.
[00:02:02] Speaker A: These are better than the Bible. I would go on record by saying these are more. Even though I love miracles and believe in them, evidently.
[00:02:09] Speaker B: Hey, don't short sell yourself. This is, this is a revelation of yourself. Don't, don't walk it back.
[00:02:15] Speaker A: I mean, I've always been spiritual. I love Lost. It's about like, it's very spirit. It's deeply spiritual and about. I've always believe in destiny and fate and things like that.
[00:02:25] Speaker B: So that's not, that's not bad at all. I feel it's foolhardy to believe that we're the only beings in existence.
[00:02:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I still believe like Christian God. I was like, this is bullshit.
[00:02:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, I much.
[00:02:41] Speaker A: Prefer something from like a Stephen King novel or like Lost or something is like my, my, that's what. It's probably more like that. Yeah, but wow. Okay, so now we're talking about God, Johnny.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: That means that we can put a new tag on the, on the podcast.
[00:02:57] Speaker A: I was watching the Righteous Gemstones earlier.
[00:02:59] Speaker B: Oh, man, it was. How far did you get?
[00:03:01] Speaker A: I started. I actually, I'm starting season one, I walk. So, David, big day today for John Fisher. I went to the dmv. Well, I didn't even go to the dmv. I went to the real ID only walk up site to get my real ID so I can fly when I need to.
[00:03:16] Speaker B: Where was, where was that one at? Is it.
[00:03:18] Speaker A: It's at Clark's. Clark and Lake. Like, okay, walk out.
[00:03:21] Speaker B: All right.
[00:03:22] Speaker A: It was great because I walked out of the Clark and Lake stop and I was like, look at all those idiots in line. What do they wonder if they're in line for outside? And I was like, oh, no, that's where I'm going.
Took about two hours.
[00:03:30] Speaker B: So wait, wait, wait. Is it still down in like where the food court of the. The Thompson center was? Even though they're tearing the Thompson center down?
[00:03:38] Speaker A: The Clark and Lake stop? Yeah, yeah, it's in the food court. There's a McDonald's is still there.
[00:03:44] Speaker B: So. So there's just the basement where the food court and the DMV is. And then construction all above. Wow.
[00:03:51] Speaker A: I guess I didn't look up. I don't think it's in the top. The Thompson center was not the one I was at. This is a pop up site.
[00:03:58] Speaker B: Oh, okay. Okay.
[00:03:59] Speaker A: That is dmv. It is. It is real ID only.
[00:04:02] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:04:03] Speaker A: You have to have like. You can't like take a test. You can't do any of that shit. It's just like, get your real id.
[00:04:07] Speaker B: Okay. Okay.
[00:04:08] Speaker A: So you need to fly. You don't have a passport.
[00:04:09] Speaker B: Nothing like a hyper specific.
There's a fast DMV down in the state of Illinois building that if you will remember from Christmas vacation is the building that they lead you to believe that Clark Griswold works out of that big yellow building across the street from the dolly.
[00:04:32] Speaker A: Okay, that's good.
[00:04:33] Speaker B: Yeah. They only do. They only do renewals. So if you ever need to renew your.
Renew your id, you can get it.
[00:04:40] Speaker A: I watched Christmas Vacation was at your house. Yeah, it was good.
[00:04:43] Speaker B: It was good. It was a Christmas party. I mean, it's not having a Christmas party.
[00:04:46] Speaker A: And you just like leaned over, like, fudge it. I'm putting on Christmas vacation.
It was good time.
[00:04:52] Speaker B: It was fun. It was a good time.
[00:04:53] Speaker A: This is fun. Christmas is fun. It's just around the bend, David.
[00:04:58] Speaker B: It'll be here before we know it.
[00:04:59] Speaker A: I know, dude, you ever feel like someone's like two weeks away? You're like, well, that might as well be tomorrow. You know what I mean?
[00:05:04] Speaker B: Yeah, but if it's something that I'm actually anticipating, it's like, that's two weeks away. Might as well Be two months.
[00:05:09] Speaker A: It might be forever. Yeah, exactly. But if something you're dreading, it's like, well, it's going to happen before I know it. Yeah, no, that's true.
[00:05:16] Speaker B: Dao. Ca Dao. Fei Chang Dao.
[00:05:18] Speaker A: Dude, what the hell does that mean? H, Brown cow.
[00:05:21] Speaker B: Did you ever take the Eastern philosophy class with Dr. Marty Heights at OSU?
[00:05:27] Speaker A: No.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: Oh, he was. It was great. His. The dao Cadao Fei Chengdao. Basically, the dao will do what the dao does. And he says it makes you sound like a real cool Simpsons character if you just add dude to the end of it.
The surfer aesthetic is kind of loosely based in Taoism, Right? It is the water course way. And if you're surfing, you are going the way of the water, so.
[00:05:52] Speaker A: Oh, well, I never thought about it like that.
[00:05:55] Speaker B: Talking about spirituality.
[00:05:56] Speaker A: I've never surfed.
[00:05:57] Speaker B: I've never surfed either. But I've read a lot about Taoism.
[00:06:00] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:06:01] Speaker B: Jet ski. I've never jet skied before. I think I'd be frightened to jet ski.
[00:06:05] Speaker A: It was fun. Felt like it was in a action movie.
[00:06:07] Speaker B: Because the last time I was on a ocean, a motorized fun craft, it was a three wheeler and we accidentally rolled it into a pond.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: Oh boy.
[00:06:21] Speaker B: I'm scared of stuff like that.
[00:06:23] Speaker A: I did it on a cruise that went on with my family.
[00:06:26] Speaker B: Very nice.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: 10 or 11.
[00:06:29] Speaker B: Dang. Nothing like a boat on a boat. Is that like a hat on a hat? Only actually cool. A boat on a boat.
[00:06:35] Speaker A: Dude, I'm on a boat. Had just come out like literally like three months before I went on that cruise. They played it every fucking like two hours.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: Bolton's big sexy Valentine special?
[00:06:48] Speaker A: No.
[00:06:48] Speaker B: Oh, It's. It's like 45 minutes long. And like Andy Serkis. Not Andy Serkis. Andy Sandberg is like Michael Bolton. The there aren't. People aren't having enough babies. We need to have you have a big sexy Valentine's special. So that way we can have people in the future.
[00:07:05] Speaker A: Right.
[00:07:05] Speaker B: So it's like a telethon where. Where he sings songs and people call her. Like, we totally did it to that song. And they're like another one.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: That's hilarious.
[00:07:13] Speaker B: It's great.
[00:07:14] Speaker A: Well, what else is great? Like we said of Captain Jack Sparrow, he's the popper of the surf. He's the jester of Tortuga.
Then he started listening off other like TBS movies like Forrest Gump and Scarface.
[00:07:37] Speaker B: Oh, man, Real good, real good.
[00:07:39] Speaker A: Michael could not deny how popular Captain Jack Sparrow was in that first Movie?
[00:07:43] Speaker B: Oh, absolutely not.
The Curse of the Black Pearl was just like a bomb exploded. My friends all saw it like a month before I did. Was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And then I saw it and I was like, holy. How have I got a month without saying this?
[00:07:58] Speaker A: The movie's really good. The second one is also very, very, very good. I'm sorry, you know, Johnny Depp, whatever. I don't know. Whatever. But, you know, what are you gonna do? Pirates Caribbean 1 and 2.
Kind of rip.
[00:08:11] Speaker B: I haven't seen the second one in a very long time. But I have seen the first.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Davy Jones Rules. The first one's great. It's a smart match.
That is a smart match.
[00:08:21] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: This has got so many great lines.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: It's just a well done movie. It's a historical fiction with massive amounts of anachronisms.
[00:08:31] Speaker A: I'm afraid I cannot acquiesce.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: Your request means no.
Means no.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: Oh, man. Oh, man. Come to my house anytime. We time we cook anything with parsley in it. There's always parsley.
Parfait.
Parlay.
[00:08:53] Speaker A: Oh, parlay. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Paray.
Yeah.
[00:08:58] Speaker B: Good movie. Snip.
[00:08:59] Speaker A: Oh, I'm staring at someone that kind of reminds me of Pirates Caribbean because I'm staring at the COVID of the scorch 37 and we've got Freak. But before we get to that, what are we doing here, David? Who are we? What is going on?
[00:09:15] Speaker B: We're just two spiritual guys talking about movies on the Internet.
[00:09:18] Speaker A: Talking about God.
[00:09:19] Speaker B: And I mean, we technically do talk about God a lot. That is kind of the main antagonist of the series.
[00:09:27] Speaker A: Yeah, a little bit. But. No, but this is regarding Spawn Respawn, where each week we bring you two issues from Spawn's universe. Except when we don't. This week is no different. We have two issues for you from Spawn's universe. Two fucking kick ass issues that fucking rule.
[00:09:41] Speaker B: And like, they're so good.
[00:09:43] Speaker A: Ah. If you just listen to the show and don't read them. Go read the fucking issues on this one.
[00:09:47] Speaker B: Yeah. If they're amazing, they're so we've got.
[00:09:50] Speaker A: Scorch 37 from January 2025 and Kingspawn 41 from January 2025.
[00:09:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:09:59] Speaker A: Catching up, David. We're catching up.
[00:10:00] Speaker B: Almost there. We're almost there.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: Living our prayer.
Don't sing it.
[00:10:06] Speaker B: Well, I didn't say it right, so I can't.
[00:10:09] Speaker A: I can't say it because I didn't say halfway there.
[00:10:11] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I didn't.
[00:10:12] Speaker A: No. But we got.
[00:10:14] Speaker B: There are rules.
[00:10:15] Speaker A: King Spawn and Scorched. They're fucking good.
[00:10:17] Speaker B: They're so good.
[00:10:18] Speaker A: I had a blast reading them. I'm excited to talk about my friend David.
[00:10:22] Speaker B: Let's. Then let's get.
[00:10:23] Speaker A: We're recording at night, so it might be a little different.
I'm not drunk this time, though, David.
[00:10:29] Speaker B: Oh, yet, Yet.
[00:10:32] Speaker A: Well, you're the one drinking. What are you drinking?
[00:10:33] Speaker B: Just some whiskey. I was gonna make myself a Mai Tai, but then I ran out of time. I'm drinking, you know, just a. Pouring something in. A cup's way easier.
[00:10:42] Speaker A: Diet Dr. Pepper.
I have the intellectual advantage on you.
[00:10:46] Speaker B: I mean that. I mean, isn't that the way it always is, though?
I'd say so.
[00:10:50] Speaker A: You're the great intellect. I'm the. I don't know what I am. Well, I'm the businessman. I'm straight to.
[00:10:55] Speaker B: You are the businessman. I would say, Johnny, that you were the heart of the operation.
[00:11:00] Speaker A: Of the heart.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: You're the heart of the operation. You're the brains if the. Yeah, but brains don't mean shit if it's not being led somewhere.
[00:11:07] Speaker A: All right, I can see that.
[00:11:09] Speaker B: You bring. You bring the soul. You bring the. The verve.
[00:11:13] Speaker A: Oh, wow. Yeah, we're getting deep and spiritual on this episode. This is great.
[00:11:18] Speaker B: Sounds like we should do regarding spawn nights more often.
[00:11:22] Speaker A: Regarding spawn nights? Yeah, like a Monday night.
[00:11:26] Speaker B: Oh, nothing like it.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: So first up, we're doing scorch 37. Like I was saying, there's a creepy Pirates of the Caribbean esque creature on the COVID On my cover.
[00:11:35] Speaker B: Which is the.
[00:11:36] Speaker A: A cover.
[00:11:37] Speaker B: Yeah, the COVID freak. My. My shop. I couldn't find it at my shop, so it must have sold out really quickly. And I was really upset about it. Well, not like, actually upset, but sad. Like, I made the pouty face.
[00:11:49] Speaker A: It's. The Bjorn Baron's freak is like, knife in this dude. He has, like, four knives in him. He's about to knife him again.
[00:11:55] Speaker B: That's not enough.
[00:11:56] Speaker A: He's got it. He's got. His hand has been like machete to a table.
[00:12:00] Speaker B: Oh, man.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: Did you notice that?
[00:12:02] Speaker B: Oh, no, I. I didn't notice that because I only saw the little thumbnail. Oh, holy. Holy goodness. Oh, my Christ.
That's not like he just stabbed the knife through the hand into the desk. That's. He stabbed the knife through the hand and then chopped from there.
[00:12:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:19] Speaker B: That's gnarly.
[00:12:19] Speaker A: Oh, I kind of love that the covers have nothing to do with the issues. I'm glad they embrace that.
[00:12:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I do.
[00:12:25] Speaker B: And there's nothing letting Bjorn Berens and Mark Spears just do whatever the fuck they want. It's. It's glorious, Johnny. Especially those Bjorn Barons.
[00:12:33] Speaker A: It is. Ooh.
[00:12:34] Speaker B: And especially later when we talk about the other one. I have. I have cover, B. I have the Enriques, the Daniel Enriques. And it's. She spawn like gargoyle. And she's, like, sitting on a rooftop and is, like.
Like curled up in a ball.
[00:12:53] Speaker A: What the hell?
[00:12:53] Speaker B: I don't. I don't know. It's creepy as shit.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. She's like.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like she's. It's like she's smeagling.
[00:13:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:03] Speaker B: She's, like, being like schmeagle, only up on a roof.
[00:13:08] Speaker A: My religious father saw two towers. He was like, that's what the devil's like, is that little guy?
And I was like, okay.
It's almost like golems.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: So. So you say the devil, his only wish is to catch a fish. So juicy sweet.
[00:13:23] Speaker A: I mean, maybe. Yeah. Your soul is this juicy fish, David.
[00:13:28] Speaker B: Well, it is. I mean, it is juicy sweet.
[00:13:29] Speaker A: We're gonna both end up Christians by the end of this episode. I think I'm scared.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: Is that like. Is that. Is that a challenge?
[00:13:37] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you're a Catholic boy. You're deeply Catholic.
[00:13:40] Speaker B: Lapsed Catholic. I could never go.
[00:13:44] Speaker A: You still have all the guilt.
[00:13:46] Speaker B: It's true.
[00:13:47] Speaker A: So, yeah, two good covers for great issue.
[00:13:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:13:49] Speaker A: Pop them open. We got script plot by John Layman, Todd McFarlane, additional script art by Steven Segovia, Kicking Ass colors by Danae Ribeiro, lettering by Emerald Design. We already covered the covers.
[00:14:04] Speaker B: Sure did.
[00:14:04] Speaker A: Creative Director is Todd McFarlane and editor in chief is Thomas Healy. Previously in the Scorched.
The Scorched team makes a daring assault on the Vatican in order to rescue Medieval Spa.
[00:14:17] Speaker B: It did indeed happen.
[00:14:19] Speaker A: I like the daring assault. This is like something out of a Star wars crawl.
[00:14:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:22] Speaker A: Striking from a hidden rebel base.
[00:14:24] Speaker B: I'm too distracted by the terribleness of this first page to make Star wars jokes, Johnny.
[00:14:30] Speaker A: I know. It's crazy.
[00:14:31] Speaker B: It's fucking Jesus.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: It's Jessica Priest with her arm ripped off.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: Yeah. And just like three inches of blood.
[00:14:38] Speaker A: A lot of blood.
[00:14:39] Speaker B: A lot of blood. And one of my favorite literary conventions. This is a story of two priests.
Yes. Yeah. I love a direct comparison between characters.
[00:14:52] Speaker A: Because we do have two priests. You turn the page, you have Daniel Kilgore Priest standing over Jessica Priest.
[00:14:57] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:14:58] Speaker A: With her arm ripped off in three inches of blood.
[00:15:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: And she's saying, do it, Daniel. He's like, are you sure?
[00:15:06] Speaker B: And she says, God damn it, Kilgore, do it.
[00:15:09] Speaker A: He says, one of them's already dead and one is soon to be dead. But he's the dead one because he's dead inside because he was once Father Kilgore, but he. He was like his father part was a casualty to booze, women, and general lack of faith.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: So he was. He was literally the priest from the Jesus he knows me music video.
[00:15:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: I love. I love a lapsed priest. Like, that's a great. Like. Like an archetype.
[00:15:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:33] Speaker A: Like you imagine you're a priest, you stop being a priest.
[00:15:35] Speaker B: It's like, what? No, I can't.
That sounds wild. I couldn't imagine priests.
[00:15:42] Speaker A: I should have been a priest.
[00:15:44] Speaker B: Should you, Jenny?
[00:15:45] Speaker A: I'm so spiritual now. After the beginning of this episode, I.
[00:15:48] Speaker B: Believe you could live with a whole bunch of other bachelors.
[00:15:52] Speaker A: I had no idea I'd believe in miracles till you asked me.
[00:15:54] Speaker B: That's why you gotta ask the questions, Johnny.
[00:15:56] Speaker A: Cutting the Whitney Houston song.
[00:15:58] Speaker B: We're here asking the important questions.
[00:16:00] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:01] Speaker A: So Kilgore's standing over dying Jessica, and she's like, God damn it, do it.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: You don't know what he's going to do.
[00:16:10] Speaker B: And. And he's. He's like, she's. She's asking him to do the last rites. And Kilgore is like, I didn't take you for a believer.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: And she's like, I've been for a long time, but given the things I've seen, I'm not willing to rule anything out.
[00:16:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
He's like, but you work for hell. What the hell?
[00:16:30] Speaker A: She works against heaven, not God.
[00:16:32] Speaker B: She says, that's some. That's some teasing of the language there.
[00:16:39] Speaker A: That's just prayers for the others, if it's not too late. But we see Redeemer and he's just.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: Barely alive.
[00:16:46] Speaker B: He ain't got no wings. And then Overtkill is just, like, slumped over in the corner.
[00:16:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:53] Speaker A: Then out of the shadows comes the viscerator.
[00:16:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, man.
[00:16:58] Speaker A: Tells him to deliver his final prayers and then threatens.
[00:17:01] Speaker B: Threatens him as next in line as Daniel. As good old Daniel. Kilgore is kneeling down to, you know, what's that word gesture with the rosary. He does a little. A nice little talk back to what happened.
Faking. Faking his death and leaving a haunt goop as a distraction.
[00:17:25] Speaker A: Right. Because what we're seeing, this obviously, we don't know how Jessica died and everything. This is a flash forward. And now we're flashing back.
[00:17:32] Speaker B: Yeah. See Daniel and his brother running to go free, Medieval. And then they find him. But then when they found them, they got. They got caught in a trap.
[00:17:43] Speaker A: Like Cardinal Vignola.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: Look at that guy. He's like Rasputin or some.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: Yeah, he's like. He's like bad Santa Claus.
[00:17:51] Speaker A: Yeah, that is bad Santa Claus. He's the leader of the Black brotherhood.
[00:17:56] Speaker B: And we learned.
[00:17:57] Speaker A: Which is the. If we remember correctly, is the mercenary cult that got hired by the Vatican and then infiltrated it, became most of their security force.
[00:18:04] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. But here we learned that they, you know, they're part of the church, but they know they don't serve heaven or hell, Johnny. They just help themselves.
[00:18:13] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: So they're like.
[00:18:15] Speaker A: How could they?
[00:18:15] Speaker B: They're like. They're like the bad guy from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, who in a thousand years he'll be there, but.
[00:18:24] Speaker A: The Nazis won't be talking about Donovan.
[00:18:26] Speaker B: Yeah, that's his name.
[00:18:27] Speaker A: I love Indiana Jones.
[00:18:28] Speaker B: It's good. It's good.
[00:18:30] Speaker A: Even Temple Doom, the problematic one that was.
[00:18:33] Speaker B: That was.
[00:18:34] Speaker A: I mean, they're all problematic, right?
[00:18:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, kinda.
[00:18:37] Speaker A: That's the point.
That's the point.
[00:18:42] Speaker B: They're kinda. Kinda. Yeah.
[00:18:43] Speaker A: They're like exploitation movies for children.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Because, I mean, they're like the old pulp cereals.
[00:18:50] Speaker A: You forget how gory they are. They're so gory.
[00:18:52] Speaker B: I don't forget how gory they are. You can I.
[00:18:54] Speaker A: You know how this burned into my brain?
[00:18:56] Speaker B: Yeah. You know how many times I was told, david, you have to go to the kitchen.
[00:18:59] Speaker A: Now which part would the head explode?
[00:19:02] Speaker B: So for Last Crusade, it was definitely the penitent man kneels before God, the guy who fails it. And then when Donovan turns old.
[00:19:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:19:13] Speaker B: And for Raiders, it was, I think, just the. The arc scene, the head exploding. Yeah.
[00:19:20] Speaker A: That's pretty graphic for a PG movie.
[00:19:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Then I wasn't allowed to watch Temple of Doom until I was like 11 or 12.
[00:19:28] Speaker A: That was dirty, dude. Yeah, dirty. Down and dirty. It's like. I think it's why I like horror movies, actually. I've argued or not argue, but I've talked to friends about, like, what was your origin? What was like the first horror movie you saw? And it's like fucking Indiana Jones.
[00:19:41] Speaker B: Yeah, that shit is crazy.
[00:19:43] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like a gore fest. It's like fucking out of the issue of Fangoria.
[00:19:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I know, I know. It's probably. I Was very upset about it at the time, I remember. But it's probably the best that my mom didn't let me watch it until she did.
[00:19:56] Speaker A: I saw it way too young. When I was a kid. I convinced my parents to buy a Speed even though it was rated R. We saw it at my cousin's house. I was like, we've already seen it. And so they did buy it for us.
[00:20:08] Speaker B: It's good. It's a good tactic. It could backfire, though, because then it could be. You're not allowed to watch movies at your cousins ever again.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: No, they were cool with it.
[00:20:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Nice.
[00:20:18] Speaker A: I mean, my mom had fucking HBO and, like, we had HBO and, like, cinema. Like, what the fuck am I, you know? Like, do you think I'm watching that shit?
[00:20:26] Speaker B: I mean, yeah, she probably knew you were watching it.
As long as you weren't making trouble, Johnny. That's. That's making trouble.
[00:20:34] Speaker A: What do you mean, making trouble?
[00:20:35] Speaker B: Well, no, that's what you're doing. You weren't out making trouble. You were just watching some movies.
[00:20:39] Speaker A: I was watching some rated R movies on fucking stars and Encore.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: Yeah, it's keeping you out of the. Keeping you out of trouble.
[00:20:45] Speaker A: And some of them scarred me for life.
[00:20:48] Speaker B: And some of them. You've been chasing your. Your entire life.
[00:20:52] Speaker A: There was one that I had to look for that I saw an encore. And it was. I remember the scene, like, completely, like, clearly in my mind. It was the first time I ever saw gore in a movie. It was, like, in the afternoon. And it was this scene where this husband's been in, like, the. The wife has wished for her husband to come back to life or made a pact with, like, an evil spirit or something. And I'm not saying the name of the movie because I didn't know what I'll tell you at the end. But, like, so this is just out of context. So I flipped the channel. This is why he's, like, biggest. I wish my husband would come back to life. And he does, but he's full of embalming fluid. So he starts like.
Like, God, like green goop starts coming out of his mouth. And so to, like, stop him from convulsing, she, like, picks up a machete, like, cuts his guts. Like, his guts come out.
[00:21:37] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus.
[00:21:38] Speaker A: Like his intestines.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: Jesus.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: This is a PG movie from, like, 1974. It's the first and not only, but it's the first Tales from the Crypt mov. Oh, there's a nice. But it doesn't have the Crypt Keeper in or Anything like that. It's just like, four stories.
[00:21:52] Speaker B: Oh, nice.
[00:21:52] Speaker A: But it took me forever to figure it out. Actually, a friend helped me find it because I described it to him, and he figured it out.
[00:21:57] Speaker B: Oh, dang.
Nice. That's good shit.
[00:22:01] Speaker A: And the scene's still really gross.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. That's the. The good ones are always. They remain gross.
[00:22:08] Speaker A: That was the first time I ever saw gore and, like, fucking scared the shit out of me.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: Oh, man. Scared the shit out of you? Like, it scared the shit out of that guy when his wife stabbed him with a machete.
[00:22:18] Speaker A: She had to. He was in pain. She's trying to stop his pain.
[00:22:22] Speaker B: Yeah. Get all the shit out of him. Get those guts out of here. Anyway, but this Cardinal Vignolia guy. I said big Nolia, like Magnolia. That might not be right.
[00:22:34] Speaker A: Magnolia is a good movie too.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: Haven't seen it.
Get on it. He. He knows that Daniel's overused his. His haunt ability, and he's not going to be able to. To recharge in time. Recharge.
Recuperate in time to. To save his friends because he.
He has a couple of his black brotherhood surrounding them. Where they are. And then he transports them to the very same chamber where. Where the two of them are.
[00:23:11] Speaker A: Where Kilgore is. So everyone's all together. You got the scorched all together.
[00:23:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:15] Speaker A: And he's like, yo, guess what?
And then the visceration is like, yo, it's not just win.
[00:23:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: This was setting you up. It's me too.
[00:23:23] Speaker B: Yeah. And then. And then we get, like, the rejected Iron man suits for evil church guys in the background there.
[00:23:32] Speaker A: Holy crap, Evil church Ironman. And then Father Vignolia is like, I'm gonna go fuck with Mark Rosen's brains.
[00:23:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Fuck, man. He's gonna do some wicked shit.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: There's just an insane lashing and then. Of the scorch.
[00:23:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:23:48] Speaker A: Starts out as a math. It didn't start as a massacre, but quickly becomes one.
[00:23:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Kilgore gets thrown against the pillar. They. They double team overkill.
[00:23:57] Speaker A: Yeah. They, like, grab him from behind like they're on a playground and beat the shit out of him.
[00:24:00] Speaker B: Yeah. This one guy. This one guy, like, Hulks the redeemer, just grabs him by the face and smashes him into the ground.
[00:24:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:11] Speaker B: The eviscerator's up there taunting Jessica. Priest stabs her, rips her arm off.
[00:24:18] Speaker A: I know. That's fucked up.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: So fucked up.
[00:24:21] Speaker A: He's got an arm ripped off.
[00:24:22] Speaker B: Yeah. It's just, like, hanging out Back there behind her.
[00:24:25] Speaker A: Do you imagine that, David?
[00:24:26] Speaker B: No, no. And I don't want to.
[00:24:29] Speaker A: I know. It's just horrifying and it happens like.
[00:24:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:33] Speaker A: In life and combat and. Oh, God. You just look over, there's your arm. That's fucking terrifying.
[00:24:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I'm like dwelling on the reality.
[00:24:40] Speaker B: Oh, no. It's like. It's wild to think. Well, I mean.
Yeah. What's your bright. What's. That's a part of you that is no longer a part of you.
How's. That's a hard thing to cope with. It's like I was just. I was just using that. Like, I was just using that.
[00:24:59] Speaker A: It happens in Star wars all the time.
[00:25:01] Speaker B: Yeah. It's the number one. Number one injury in the Star wars universe.
[00:25:06] Speaker A: Get a hand or arm cut off.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: Yeah, that's okay.
[00:25:08] Speaker A: The rejected Episode nine script. Ray was going to get blinded.
[00:25:12] Speaker B: It's very good.
[00:25:13] Speaker A: I mentioned that before, right?
[00:25:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I think I've. I think you've been. I think you've sent it to me too.
I don't know if I've read all of it or not.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: You should read it. It's good.
You can find it on Reddit or some other places. It's Colin Trevorrow's script for Episode nine. It's pretty fucking good.
[00:25:31] Speaker B: So Jessica, Jessica. Priest says that they yield.
The Eviscerator says there's no yield. I take no prisoners. Either I die or you do. She a mean lady, Joanie.
[00:25:45] Speaker A: She's like, give me my last rights. And she's like, I don't believe in that shit. But then the brotherhood's like, yo, religious like John Fisher now.
[00:25:54] Speaker B: They're like, hey, read to the room. Room.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: Read the room. You're in the Vatican, dude. We're all religious.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: And then we get Kilgore holding the rosary and then the opening reading, and it's a miracle.
[00:26:11] Speaker A: She's alive, damn it.
Cuz females are smart as hell.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: Unbreakable.
[00:26:21] Speaker A: I love the. I love Kimmy Schmidt. Great show.
[00:26:24] Speaker B: So good. I love Titus.
[00:26:26] Speaker A: I love Titus. I love when he works at the horror restaurant in New York with her mozzarella sticks and spooky wine.
She's alive, damn it. It's a miracle. And that's what happens. And I love this page turn.
[00:26:41] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:41] Speaker A: Because like, everyone's dead. And you turn the page, this awesome giant panel of just like Kilgore resurrecting Jessica.
[00:26:49] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like a. It's. It's like the beasts turning back into a Man at the end of his name.
[00:26:56] Speaker A: Prince Eric.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: I. I think that's what I. Eric's Eric. Little Mermaid. Yeah.
[00:27:01] Speaker A: He's just the prince. Maybe.
[00:27:03] Speaker B: Maybe I think he has a name. I don't know. He was like a shitty little 12 year old. And he gets a whole curse put on his family. Wow.
[00:27:11] Speaker A: Yeah. That's what happens, man.
[00:27:13] Speaker B: Don't be a shit. Don't be a shit to people who show up at your house. Damn. Just be like, hey, sorry, I can't help you. Don't gotta be a jerk about it, man. I hope he learned his lesson. He better be the politest motherfucker in the world now.
But it's like that. Only instead of hairy arm turning into non hairy arm, it's disembodied arm. Like back into real arm.
[00:27:39] Speaker A: The arm is reattached by her chains.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: And then. And then Redeemer just, like, sprouts wings again. Kilgore's. Kilgore is overwhelmed.
[00:27:49] Speaker A: Crying. He's overwhelmed with emotion. How is this possible?
[00:27:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:54] Speaker A: And sea spawn 360 and 361 for details. Thomas.
[00:27:58] Speaker B: Yeah. And then Redeemer's like, they're back. Our powers have come back. Jessica Priest says, and we're alive. Which means very soon our enemies will not be.
[00:28:09] Speaker A: I think that's the Todd Father quote.
[00:28:11] Speaker B: Definitely. But it's also.
[00:28:14] Speaker A: That's this additional script.
[00:28:15] Speaker B: It also. It also parallels exactly what the Viscerator said pretty well. Either I die or you do.
So.
[00:28:23] Speaker A: Yep. That's cool.
Yeah. It's obviously the event that we saw in Spawn360 that we just covered. Where Nyx wakes up. Spawn is all simultaneously happening. I'm assuming she holds him a lot. We'll find out a little more. Yeah, we haven't covered that yet, but we'll get there.
And that's the end of the issue. You get the scorched skull to end the issue.
[00:28:43] Speaker B: Absolutely. And it's just Jessica and Redeemer standing there at the back page just like, spoiling for a fight.
[00:28:51] Speaker A: It's like, that was great.
[00:28:53] Speaker B: It's like the shark.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: I got thrills reading it again.
They're gonna fight. I got thrills reading it again right now, man.
[00:29:00] Speaker B: It's good. It's good as hell.
[00:29:01] Speaker A: That's like the third time I've read it. It still gets me excited. It's just like. It's just so great. Like, it. It's written. I don't know. We'll talk about in the review. But yeah, Fucking good.
[00:29:11] Speaker B: It's real good. We got a spawning ground presents some yes hoy art which we like us some toy art. Good stuff here.
[00:29:19] Speaker A: There's some good. It's all she swamp. There's a great custom one that I like by Action Panda that has like a normal. It's like a non masked face, which is cool.
[00:29:28] Speaker B: It looks. Looks a lot like Jean Grey maybe.
[00:29:32] Speaker A: Yeah, he's a Jean Grey figure.
[00:29:34] Speaker B: Or wasn't there. Or wasn't there a redhead in Metal Gear Solid?
[00:29:38] Speaker A: Yeah, it might be her. You're right, it looks like her.
[00:29:40] Speaker B: Yeah. I know McFarlane made a. An action figure of her because I had that one. I had that one and saw it. Snake and I had him fight all the time.
[00:29:49] Speaker A: Nice Snake. Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
[00:29:54] Speaker B: Man that. If you don't have anxiety, play that game and then you will.
[00:30:00] Speaker A: Jesus, do you need more spawns universe, David?
[00:30:03] Speaker B: I absolutely do. Yes. Yes. Give me, give me, give me, give me.
[00:30:06] Speaker A: Well, they got all.
The first time I've asked that. You always ask that.
[00:30:13] Speaker B: That is the first time you've asked it.
[00:30:15] Speaker A: Wow. I always leave it to you, but I wanted to. I'm the heart of the show or whatever. I got to keep it moving.
[00:30:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:20] Speaker A: And we got our two favorite ads, the Image Classics ad, which I have no problem.
[00:30:24] Speaker B: Yeah, it's fine. It's just.
[00:30:26] Speaker A: Look at the UFC toy ad. Who wants these? They look like. And like. Who gives a about all these UFC guys?
[00:30:33] Speaker B: I don't know. I don't know. I guess the sports figures sell pretty well occasionally.
[00:30:38] Speaker A: I guess so. Do you remember the sports figures from the 90s? There were a bunch.
[00:30:41] Speaker B: Yeah. I didn't have any.
[00:30:43] Speaker A: I didn't have them. Yeah, I don't have that.
[00:30:44] Speaker B: Yeah, but I know they were real popular.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: I don't hate sports, by the way.
Oh, like anti sport.
[00:30:50] Speaker B: You fool me, Johnny. What?
[00:30:54] Speaker A: No, I was just talking about this the other day. I had to choose between sports and theater when I was a kid because I couldn't do soccer in theater. My mom was like, nope. And so I choose theater. And here I am, here I am in my closet in Chicago, Illinois, recording a Spawn podcast.
[00:31:12] Speaker B: Well, I mean, it could be worse. Like accidentally busted your leg doing something and completely foul on the pitch. Just a hobbled old man.
[00:31:22] Speaker A: No, I'm just teasing myself. I love. I love this podcast.
[00:31:25] Speaker B: Yeah, theater's great, Johnny.
[00:31:27] Speaker A: Could you.
[00:31:28] Speaker B: Could you imagine a world without the theater?
[00:31:29] Speaker A: We would never met. We would have never met.
[00:31:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Absolutely not.
[00:31:32] Speaker A: We met through the theater.
[00:31:33] Speaker B: Yeah, man. Good times.
[00:31:35] Speaker A: Good times. Just like that issue Was Scorch.
I'm back.
[00:32:03] Speaker B: Okie dokie.
[00:32:04] Speaker A: And we're back.
Oh, Barbie. Oh, close the door. Barbie's trying to get in. Put her paw under the door.
[00:32:12] Speaker B: Oh, man.
[00:32:13] Speaker A: Oh, she's whining.
[00:32:15] Speaker B: Do you want to. You can let her in.
[00:32:17] Speaker A: She might step on the keyboard and ruin the episode.
She's a cat, David. It's not a dog.
Yeah, she'll literally jump out of my arms onto the keyboard or attack the cursor. I can't.
When the episode ends, if she's. I'll bring her in so you can see her.
[00:32:31] Speaker B: Okay. Okay.
[00:32:33] Speaker A: Once we're done recording, she won't.
[00:32:34] Speaker B: She won't want anything to do with you then, though.
[00:32:37] Speaker A: No, she won't.
She's yakking at me back there, though. She's a sweetie kitty.
[00:32:42] Speaker B: I want to yak at you about something, Johnny.
[00:32:44] Speaker A: What do you want to yakka me about?
[00:32:45] Speaker B: Kingspawn41.
[00:32:47] Speaker A: Okay, cool. Yeah, 41.
It's one less than.
[00:32:53] Speaker B: Yeah. The meaning of life, the universe and everything.
[00:32:56] Speaker A: And a loss number, which was obviously a reference to that man, that.
[00:33:02] Speaker B: That movie with what's his face and Mos def. Pretty good.
[00:33:07] Speaker A: Which one?
[00:33:08] Speaker B: The Hitchhiker's Guide.
[00:33:09] Speaker A: Yeah, that was good.
[00:33:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I liked it a lot. Zooey Deschanel was in it.
[00:33:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Hey, Zoe. What's up, Zoe? How's it going?
[00:33:16] Speaker B: Fucking Alan Rickman was Marvin the Moody Robot.
[00:33:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:33:22] Speaker B: Oh, man.
Fucking great. You know what else is Great, Johnny Kingspan 41.
[00:33:28] Speaker A: No, I was just thinking about. I should watch that movie again. I used to really like that movie. Yeah, it opens with the song so Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
[00:33:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Did you ever see the BBC miniseries?
[00:33:39] Speaker A: No. Oh, I've read the first two books and I've seen the movie. That's it. That's my. How much toes I've dipped in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
[00:33:46] Speaker B: Nice. When I was 12, my aunt got me that one that like, single volume of all of them. It was great. I carried that around with me for like three years solid.
[00:33:58] Speaker A: Hell yeah.
[00:33:59] Speaker B: Hell, yeah.
[00:34:00] Speaker A: I had my thing like that. I still have it. Was my fan of the opera, like, book about the musical.
[00:34:07] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:34:07] Speaker A: Like this bit like the, like, you know, you go to the musical section. It Borders. Yeah, Noble. It was like the big book with all the pictures. I still have it, but like, I think it's beat the.
[00:34:17] Speaker B: Yeah, it's got like some behind the scenes stuff.
[00:34:18] Speaker A: Yeah, it's got behind the scenes stuff.
[00:34:20] Speaker B: Oh, nice. Besides behind the Scenes stuff is always great.
[00:34:23] Speaker A: It has the whole full script in the back.
[00:34:25] Speaker B: Very nice. Whole script. Well, speaking of. Well, we can't get to there because we still have to do the covers before we get to the script of this one, Johnny. Oh, king spawn 41.
[00:34:36] Speaker A: I got the fucking Puppeteer Lee cover.
[00:34:38] Speaker B: I got the. There's like no option. If there's a Puppeteer Lee, you get the Puppeteer Lee.
[00:34:44] Speaker A: Arguably, we've said it before, but what got me into King Swan or like the thing that caught my eye was that Puppeteer Lee cover number one.
[00:34:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:34:52] Speaker A: And it was a great book.
[00:34:53] Speaker B: Yeah, it was, man.
[00:34:55] Speaker A: This first, like the first like 6 arc of king Swan was so good.
[00:34:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:34:59] Speaker A: And it's really good now too. It's good, but just felt like before it should have been called King Spawn and now it's. Now it should be called like Spawn on the streets.
You know what I mean?
[00:35:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:35:10] Speaker A: Spawn title isn't fitted as well.
[00:35:12] Speaker B: Yeah, it doesn't. It should be called like Spawn, man.
[00:35:15] Speaker A: Spawn Knights.
[00:35:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Then so. But yeah, it's this Puppeteer League cover. It's, you know, puppeteerly style with the. The single light. Light source. And he's got three big. It's just Spawn with three big beefy hell beasts or. No, that's Cerberus.
[00:35:30] Speaker A: That's a Cerberus, baby.
[00:35:31] Speaker B: That's Cerberus. Oh, man.
[00:35:33] Speaker A: It's the three headed dog. Dude.
[00:35:34] Speaker B: That's three times the good boy.
[00:35:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:35:37] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: He's just there sitting. Is he riding him?
[00:35:41] Speaker B: No, I think he's just walking him.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: He's just walking him. You can see his legs in the background. Yeah.
[00:35:45] Speaker B: That would be impolite to try to ride Cerberus. Geez, that would be.
[00:35:49] Speaker A: That's pretty cool.
[00:35:50] Speaker B: Yeah. And then we got the other cover is a Kevin Keane cover. And it's Spawn with like an old time movie. Old time? By old time, I mean like the 70s 80s movie poster of the hero and all of his villains just kind of behind him.
[00:36:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
[00:36:11] Speaker B: Going up from Plague Spawn to big beefy clown, brick shit house clown, all the way up to sin in the background there.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Disruptor.
[00:36:18] Speaker B: Who's that guy with the.
[00:36:19] Speaker A: Who's that guy?
[00:36:20] Speaker B: I don't know.
He's freaky as hell, though. And then there's a whole bunch of skulls.
[00:36:24] Speaker A: Yeah, pretty cool. But I mean, we see the puppet. Julie, you gotta get the pup.
[00:36:28] Speaker B: Yeah. No, Puppeteer Lee.
[00:36:29] Speaker A: Oh, man.
[00:36:30] Speaker B: Man.
[00:36:32] Speaker A: Also, and I know we said it before, but. Yildir Senar.
[00:36:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, well, yeah, we gotta start in.
[00:36:40] Speaker A: This issue is amazing.
[00:36:41] Speaker B: It is so good. So good. And we're gonna get the credit where it's due. So we got the script flat by Rory McConville with additional script by Tom McFarland. Yildirae Senard doing the art, like Johnny said.
[00:36:53] Speaker A: Ooh.
[00:36:54] Speaker B: Ivan Nunez doing the colors and world design doing the letters. We done covered the covers. Todd McFarlane is the creative director, and Thomas Healey is the editor in chief.
And previously in King Spawn, Spawn stumbles into a trap and is viciously attacked at the hospital.
[00:37:14] Speaker A: Look how mundane that is.
[00:37:18] Speaker B: Like, that could. That could happen in, like, any kind of setting that doesn't have to be. Help people. Hell, I think that's a. I think that's a Scrubs episode. Getting attacked in the hospital in the sad hotel. The saddest of hotels. And. But actually, Johnny, we start in what is probably the saddest hotel in this issue of the Demon who Redeemonized.
[00:37:46] Speaker A: He's staying, like, a single room occupancy place in New York City. It's like a bunk bed with, like, a broken mirror.
[00:37:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And a radiator.
[00:37:53] Speaker A: A radiator.
[00:37:54] Speaker B: It probably has the bathroom down the hall.
[00:37:57] Speaker A: Yeah. It's an sro.
[00:37:58] Speaker B: Oh, man.
[00:37:59] Speaker A: You ever seen Basket Case?
[00:38:01] Speaker B: No, I haven't.
[00:38:02] Speaker A: You should watch it sometime. It takes place in an sro.
[00:38:04] Speaker B: Oh, man. Wild.
[00:38:06] Speaker A: I'm using that term. Right, right. That's what they're called.
[00:38:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Single room occupancy.
[00:38:09] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And there's a bathroom down the hall. Yeah.
[00:38:11] Speaker B: But one of the. There's, like, one left downtown on what used to be skid row.
[00:38:18] Speaker A: Really?
[00:38:18] Speaker B: And it's, like, struggling to stay open.
[00:38:21] Speaker A: But I gotta move soon.
[00:38:24] Speaker B: I mean, it's literally like you have a closet, and that's what you live in. I think those ones. It's, like, just enough room for the bed, and that's it.
[00:38:31] Speaker A: How much do you.
[00:38:32] Speaker B: Cause I think it's very, very reasonably priced. I think. I think it's like 20 bucks a night or something like that.
[00:38:40] Speaker A: Oh, wow, that's crazy.
[00:38:42] Speaker B: Which I remember what that. That's what you paid for a Motel 8. And now, shit, you're trying to go to a Motel 8 and it's $63 or something.
[00:38:52] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:38:52] Speaker B: It was called Motel 8 because it cost $8 a night. Dang it.
[00:38:55] Speaker A: That's originally why I was called that.
[00:38:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Or at least that's what I was told, which is why there was Motel 6. But that doesn't make it any sense? I don't know.
[00:39:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know.
[00:39:03] Speaker B: I don't know. We'll leave the light on for you.
[00:39:07] Speaker A: What do you think of motels? Do you like a hotel or a motel? I love a hotel.
[00:39:11] Speaker B: I got a. Oh. I mean, who doesn't love a hotel?
[00:39:14] Speaker A: It's great. If you like. You're a king or something.
[00:39:16] Speaker B: Yeah, I got a lot of. I got a lot of nostalgic attachment to motels.
[00:39:22] Speaker A: Yeah. On the road trips we used to go to them a lot.
[00:39:25] Speaker B: Like, especially when you get one that's got like reasonably new carpet and you can almost like taste the glue. Oh, man.
[00:39:33] Speaker A: Oh, what?
[00:39:34] Speaker B: Like there's a smell that. That. That cheap industrial carpet glue that they use. If you. If you ever get a room that's been recently renovated, you can.
[00:39:43] Speaker A: I know what you mean.
[00:39:44] Speaker B: Yeah, that the glue just like lingers in the air for months and it's like, you can taste it. It's great.
[00:39:50] Speaker A: I know exactly what you mean.
[00:39:52] Speaker B: That's a little disgusting, now that I think about it.
Hey, one of the things I like about pension novels is almost everybody at any point in a pension novel ends up going to a motel and it's just like, ah, comfortable in here.
[00:40:05] Speaker A: Yeah. You read a lot of Pynchon? Pynchon.
[00:40:08] Speaker B: All right, a couple things here and there. Gravity's Rainbow.
[00:40:13] Speaker A: I read. I haven't read Gravity's Rainbow. I've read crying of Lot 4. Lot 409.
[00:40:18] Speaker B: That's a fun one.
[00:40:19] Speaker A: I've read Inherent Vice.
[00:40:21] Speaker B: I haven't read Inherent Vice.
[00:40:22] Speaker A: And I read Vineland.
[00:40:24] Speaker B: Nice. I read the Island's great.
[00:40:26] Speaker A: There's a detective who's just going around the world and yelling at people. He's constantly investigating Godzilla footprints.
[00:40:32] Speaker B: Oh, man.
[00:40:32] Speaker A: Godzilla footprint.
[00:40:33] Speaker B: Oh, man. Okay, I need to. I need to read that. Then he wrote a post 911 book or.
[00:40:41] Speaker A: Oh yeah, the Bleeding Edge.
[00:40:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I've read that one too. That one's pretty. The thing I remember most about that one is there's. At one point they're like, we need to get out of here. Let's go to this bar over here. That's still the last one in Manhattan to have Zima on tap.
Such a weird detail. Yeah, I love him, but we don't like this guy. Either of these guys. Johnny.
[00:41:04] Speaker A: I like. I like Caliban.
[00:41:07] Speaker B: He's a. He's a bad guy. Oh, he's a baddie.
[00:41:09] Speaker A: I know, but I like him.
[00:41:10] Speaker B: Yeah, he's a good guy.
[00:41:11] Speaker A: I like. There's a lot of Bad guys. I like Barbossa. Kylo Ren. Darth Vader.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:41:18] Speaker A: Anakin Skywalker.
[00:41:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:41:20] Speaker A: General Grievous. I'm just listening. Star wars bad guys now.
[00:41:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, you follow?
[00:41:26] Speaker A: What bad guys do I really like? Hans Landa in the Glorious Basterds. One of my favorite bad guys.
[00:41:33] Speaker B: He's.
[00:41:33] Speaker A: Yeah, one of the worst.
[00:41:35] Speaker B: Yeah, he's fucking frightening.
Christ.
But Caliban is holding aloft a vial with some goop in it. And he says it's from a creature called a hot.
I call them graboids.
But Caliban says that, you know, it'll don't know what powers it still has, but it can. It can probably give you something.
Give it to me. Regenerative. Re. Energize.
And Caliban's like, okay, I can give it to you, but you can either have this or a human face. And he's like, fuck, do I need a human face for?
[00:42:14] Speaker A: I like how he checked this. He goes, I checked your credit. Yeah, he checked his demon's credit score, his FICO score. I will say, David, I sold my car. My credit went. I got really great credit now.
[00:42:25] Speaker B: Oh, nice. Excellent.
[00:42:26] Speaker A: Because I paid off the car loan, you know.
[00:42:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Hell yeah.
[00:42:30] Speaker A: So let's go gamble.
[00:42:33] Speaker B: Hey, I mean, there is the casino in downtown Chicago.
[00:42:36] Speaker A: Maybe it's a credit card.
[00:42:38] Speaker B: Valleys. And this guy, he says, I don't have much need for a human face anymore, do I? And they make the deal. And Caliban's like, you know, Spawn's been laying low. It might be kind of hard to find him. This guy says, it won't matter because I'm going because he's going to come to me.
[00:42:57] Speaker A: And that's just a little. Previously on. Yeah, because then all the current act, all the action of the last issue happens between then and now.
[00:43:04] Speaker B: Yeah, it says today. And it starts with the guy in the hospital bed going, holy shit.
[00:43:09] Speaker A: It's such a great page.
[00:43:11] Speaker B: It's such a great page. And then there's demon with haunt powers, like stabbing through. Stabbing through Spawn. He's got the two little pokies that come like through his shoulders. Oh, boy.
[00:43:21] Speaker A: And he's still in the background screaming. It's great.
[00:43:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, man.
[00:43:25] Speaker A: The detail on the senars art is just.
[00:43:28] Speaker B: This demon in a hot uniform is incredible. Oh, my goodness.
[00:43:32] Speaker A: Yeah. They start throwing each other around the hospital. And then he just puts his fist through the mouth of the poor guy in the bed. Just puts his fist through his mouth.
[00:43:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
That sucks for that guy.
[00:43:46] Speaker A: Yeah, it sucks.
[00:43:47] Speaker B: And Spawn's like, hey, this isn't hot. This is something different.
[00:43:52] Speaker A: So he busts out a gun, starts shooting his ass.
[00:43:54] Speaker B: Yeah, but like all like the other haunt, Jelly, it still has its powers. And so it starts ripping into Al Simmons and then grabs him by the neck and holds him up against the wall. And Spawn gives him a punch with his hand spikes.
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Yeah, I love how the blood goes outside the frame.
[00:44:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it's so cool. This guy's just so upset that he just got stabbed in the eye that he flings Spawn across the room.
[00:44:21] Speaker A: Spawn just shoops out a window.
[00:44:23] Speaker B: Yeah, you're a dead man.
And Al Simmons saying one of his favorite things to say he's stupid. Should have seen it was a tramp. Stupid, stupid.
[00:44:36] Speaker A: Al. Don't beat yourself up so much, Al.
[00:44:38] Speaker B: Yeah, the other people are already doing it for you.
[00:44:41] Speaker A: You got a lot going on, Al.
[00:44:43] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like it's blood. Looked like a demons. I'll worry about that later. Right now I need a place to replace cover. We go to the workshop of the Tinkerer Johnny. And his phone starts going off while he's welding. He answers it, it's Al. Al's like, I need you to patch me up. I got ambushed. I said, I'm heading your way. Send Cygor. The Tinkerer is like, no, he's not doing something else. So what's that mission he's talking about, Johnny? Do you think we'll maybe get a follow up about the mission?
There's going to be a new Cygor series. Oh, that would be interesting. Then I was like, shit. Oh, never mind. Just. Just follow my.
Do a. Find my iPhone and.
And I'll be there.
And it tells him to bring, you know, stuff to fix.
[00:45:32] Speaker A: Puncture rooms, chest and back. Shoulder damage. Yeah, both arms.
[00:45:37] Speaker B: I think we're just like, oh, shit. Jesus. I'm on my way. It also looks like the Tinkerer is the kind to eat while he works because he's got his like half eaten spaghetti in the background there.
[00:45:49] Speaker A: It's George Lucas in it. And then while Spawn's going this like, warehouse to hide out.
[00:45:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:45:55] Speaker A: The haunt demon attacks him.
[00:45:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, no.
[00:45:58] Speaker A: Steve. Steve. Remember his name, Steve?
[00:46:00] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't remember. Thank. Good catch.
[00:46:02] Speaker A: Remember he was Steve Martin then.
[00:46:03] Speaker B: Just throwing him around, hitting some crates in this abandoned warehouse.
[00:46:09] Speaker A: Classic Spawn location. Yeah, Warehouse. Not abandoned, but just a warehouse.
[00:46:14] Speaker B: Yeah. And then they're going tit for tat. And then Steve. Steve repeats the refrain from the previous episode or issue where it's like, you Took everything from me. Everything.
Spawn's like, I don't know who you are.
[00:46:31] Speaker A: He says you don't care about anyone or anything, but I had a family and you took them from me. And it's just great flashes of his life.
He's on a date with his wife. Is it his son's birthday?
[00:46:43] Speaker B: And then while he's. He's reminiscing here, the haunt starts to act up. Johnny. And it consumes him. Like, it devours him. And then this demon is just caught up in this haunt cloud.
[00:46:57] Speaker A: Yeah. It turns. Like, the symbiote turns on him.
[00:47:00] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like. It's like venom. Eddie. Eddie. Then from there, we flashback to two weeks ago. Joanie. And we see Caliban. Caliban hanging out with Lenny Kravitz. Guy whose name I forgot.
[00:47:16] Speaker A: Oh, no, we'll never know his name.
[00:47:18] Speaker B: I know they mentioned it once, but I don't remember what it was.
[00:47:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't either.
[00:47:23] Speaker B: Caliban's like, why do you wanna. Why do you want to supply demons with these. This haunt tower? And the vampire is like, it doesn't matter. Blood's doing something. It's fine.
[00:47:32] Speaker A: It's a change in tactics. So basically, they lace you with a toxin that drives the symbiote insane. Attack its host.
[00:47:39] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:47:40] Speaker A: And so he wants all these demons to try to get it.
[00:47:43] Speaker B: Yeah. And the Caliban's like, I mean, if I give that to any of them and word gets out, it's going to be real bad for me.
[00:47:50] Speaker A: It's basically demon fentanyl.
[00:47:52] Speaker B: Yeah, basically. And the vampire is like, trust me, it's not gonna get that far.
Nobody's gonna come back demanding a refund. And then we cut back to in Media Goop Horizon and it. The haunt. The haunt. Goop turns into like a fucking. It looks exactly like a Scooby Doo ghost.
[00:48:15] Speaker A: Yeah. And he just rips him in half.
[00:48:17] Speaker B: Turns into a Scooby Doo ghost. Oh, boy. Speaking of guts and embalming fluid, gentlemen. Leaf. Oh, boy.
[00:48:24] Speaker A: That's kind of what that looks like.
[00:48:25] Speaker B: Yeah, the.
[00:48:26] Speaker A: The Tales from the movie from the 70s O.
[00:48:28] Speaker B: And then the haunt symbiote just like.
Like, drains its way out of the. The room and makes a little whirlpool and disappears.
[00:48:36] Speaker A: Caliban's coming home. And then, bam. Rack. He gets punched in the face by Spawn.
[00:48:41] Speaker B: Yeah. And Spawn's like, hey, I know that. That. That I had to fight against last night was your doing.
[00:48:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Where'd you. Where do you get that?
[00:48:49] Speaker B: Yeah. And then Sproud punches him. When Calibran tries to say that that's not his world.
Oh, man. Says, I don't believe you.
[00:49:00] Speaker A: He's like, I know the guy who might have been using it. Anyway, he was in Purgatory, badmouthing you.
[00:49:06] Speaker B: Yeah. This is. Not that. Not that. That's unusual.
Yeah, because that was a jerk, he said.
[00:49:12] Speaker A: But he thought he was all barking, no bite. Says, well, he just bit me, so I need to let everyone know I bite back. And you're going to be the first Caliban.
[00:49:23] Speaker B: I like that. The last panel is just the dead, dead Steve.
Oh, boy.
[00:49:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:29] Speaker B: Oh, man. So good. Crowned it in the issue.
[00:49:32] Speaker A: This is the King Spawn crown.
[00:49:34] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Hell, yeah. That was good, Johnny. That was real good. Then we got Spawning Ground Presents, Spawn tats, and there's some pretty cool spawn tattoos.
That one in the corner has spawned the movie.
[00:49:49] Speaker A: It is.
[00:49:50] Speaker B: You need more Spawn Universe, Johnny. Haha. I got it this time.
[00:49:53] Speaker A: Ah. Beat me. Yes. Always, David.
[00:49:55] Speaker B: Always.
[00:49:55] Speaker A: Always, always, always, always, always, Always.
[00:49:57] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. Hell yeah. Well, don't miss these ongoing titles then.
[00:50:01] Speaker A: I won't.
[00:50:01] Speaker B: Then we get Image Classics, Ed. And here we go. Johnny, it's about time.
[00:50:07] Speaker A: A new toy ad Spawn.
[00:50:09] Speaker B: Call of Duty.
[00:50:10] Speaker A: It's Call of Duty. It's Call of Duty Spawn. Those look cool.
[00:50:13] Speaker B: Yeah, they do. I like that. I like that patch on his shoulder.
[00:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:18] Speaker B: So cool.
[00:50:18] Speaker A: No, it's cool. Call of Duty's fun.
[00:50:21] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:50:21] Speaker A: I played when I was Spawn, when the Spawn stuff came out.
[00:50:24] Speaker B: Yeah. That's king spawn 41, Johnny.
[00:50:27] Speaker A: Yes, it was.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: Yeah, it was real good. It was real good. And you know what else is real good, Johnny?
[00:50:32] Speaker A: Dogs.
[00:50:33] Speaker B: Absolutely. Dogs is real good. Which means it's time to rate these puppies, Janny.
[00:50:38] Speaker A: It's time to rate the puppies.
[00:50:42] Speaker B: You thought I was gonna draw that one out like I have been, huh?
[00:50:45] Speaker A: I thought you were.
[00:50:47] Speaker B: I.
[00:50:47] Speaker A: Cut to the chase, motherfucker. So first up, we have scorch 37.
[00:50:51] Speaker B: Yes, indeed.
[00:50:51] Speaker A: The fallout from the Vatican assault. The daring assault on the Vatican.
And I just loved this issue. It's so exciting. It starts out with, like, the two priests thing. And, like, it's thematic. And I'm religious now because of it. And I just loved it. It was. It's a great. The Scorch is just cooking. It's great. Gives me much joy to read. I love the art. I love all the characters. I love Jessica Priest. I love Daniel Kilgore.
[00:51:19] Speaker B: I love.
[00:51:20] Speaker A: There's just, like, crazy enemies, like the Black brotherhood coming out or the woodwork.
Just so much fun.
[00:51:25] Speaker B: Yeah, it's great.
[00:51:27] Speaker A: It's a hoot and a half. The art's fantastic. It's a great payoff. And, like, just out of the reveals so far of, like, getting their powers back. This is definitely my favorite.
[00:51:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. It's the most. It's the most, like, the stories built around it instead of just like, oh, oops, it happens.
[00:51:45] Speaker A: No, it's like, built around it and it happens, and it's so cool.
[00:51:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:48] Speaker A: I'm going to give it five. Ripped off arms. Ooh. Out of five.
[00:51:53] Speaker B: Ooh. Viscerally bloody.
[00:51:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:56] Speaker B: I have been sitting here for, like, a whole minute and a half trying to think of a way to shoot.
[00:52:01] Speaker A: Actually, you know what, David? Fuck that. I'm religious now. I'm good at five Hail Mary, Hail Marys.
[00:52:05] Speaker B: Oh, hell yeah. Full of grace, the Lord is with these, right?
[00:52:09] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. Hail Mary, Mary.
[00:52:11] Speaker B: Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
[00:52:20] Speaker A: I know the Lord's Prayer, but you.
[00:52:23] Speaker B: Don'T know his mother's prayer.
[00:52:25] Speaker A: No, I know the Lord. We don't. Hey, yo, Episcopals don't give a shit about Mary.
[00:52:30] Speaker B: Everybody's got a mom.
[00:52:34] Speaker A: What about God?
[00:52:39] Speaker B: I mean, if. If the three. If the three are one and Mary is the mother of one of the three that are one, then, yes, all three of them have a mother.
[00:52:49] Speaker A: I can't believe I'm religious.
[00:52:50] Speaker B: That's why she's Holy Mary, Mother of God.
[00:52:53] Speaker A: Okay, you're right, you're right. When you're right, you're right.
[00:52:56] Speaker B: And you. You're always right.
[00:52:59] Speaker A: You're right. You're religious now, too.
[00:53:03] Speaker B: Okay. At least maybe I can work my way up to having a position that's got a really cool hat.
[00:53:09] Speaker A: That's what you want?
[00:53:10] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:53:10] Speaker A: So what are.
[00:53:12] Speaker B: I wish. I wish I was any good at the organ. I could just be an organist. My mom was an organist. She. That was her, like, high school and college job was being an organization. Missed.
[00:53:23] Speaker A: Nice.
What do you think of this issue, David?
[00:53:27] Speaker B: I think this issue, it's just. Okay. No, this issue rocks, Johnny. It is so, so much fun. It is so good. It is. Everybody gets a little. We get a little piece. Everybody. And everybody gets a little piece taken out of them. Oh, man. It's good to see Redeemer again.
It's good to see Jessica. Priests you know, undergoing the miraculous healing. That was cool. That's dope. It's so good.
[00:54:04] Speaker A: I'll always remember that. Go to heaven now because I'm religious.
[00:54:08] Speaker B: That's the. That's the best. When they remember that the scorched should be the Jessica Priest show is when it comes.
Absolutely correct. It's so good.
I'm gonna give it five. Tears cried Priest by Father. By Father Kilgore.
[00:54:27] Speaker A: Oh, nice. That's lovely. I like Daniel Kilgore a lot. I like a conflicted priest.
[00:54:31] Speaker B: He's a good guy. Good guy. But unfortunately, Johnny, since we've given both. Given it 5, it's now an entry into the Hellfire Club.
[00:54:39] Speaker A: So why is that unfortunate? It's actually. It's.
[00:54:41] Speaker B: Well, but we're just been talking about Jesus.
[00:54:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Spiritual.
I mean, hell's spiritual, too.
[00:54:51] Speaker B: Hey, that. Yeah, I guess that's true.
Of a kind.
[00:54:56] Speaker A: Of a kind of a kind. Well, I feel like something sounds like the friar's still going because we got the next issue coming up, and I'm. I'm. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna try to influence you. And I'm sensing an extra crispy coming up. I'm just sensing it because I am also going to give king spawn 41. I'm going to get the rating first, and then I'm going to talk about it. Switching it up.
[00:55:19] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:55:20] Speaker A: I'm going give it five demon guts that look like embalming fluid. Like that movie that scared me when I was a child. Five piles of demon guts.
[00:55:29] Speaker B: It's from a Scooby Doo monster.
[00:55:31] Speaker A: The art's amazing. The detail is just so good. Like, that panel where the guy's screaming the hospital bed and then he's stabbing Spawn through the back is just the detail on. It's just amazing.
[00:55:40] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:55:40] Speaker A: Yoder Sonara. Such a weight and, like, physicality to his art.
[00:55:44] Speaker B: It's groovy as hell.
[00:55:45] Speaker A: It's a great second part to that story. Like.
[00:55:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:55:49] Speaker A: It's just crazy that they thought of that and, like, did that with that. Like, I love this side. So I'll always remember Steve the demon, the side story. It's like a class. I feel like it's a classic Spawn story now.
[00:55:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, it is. I mean, they could even just, like, it could be something part of. I want something, you know, kind of. Kind of to get me into. Get me into Spawn. What are you gonna start?
[00:56:10] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Give them these two issues.
[00:56:11] Speaker B: These two issues.
[00:56:12] Speaker A: Oh, perfect.
[00:56:13] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, they might be a little confused, but you could be much more confused at a much better starting spot. And Spawn, that's the problem.
[00:56:21] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, it's, it's. It's a hoot.
[00:56:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:25] Speaker A: It's just so good. It's got a Puppeteer League cover.
[00:56:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:28] Speaker A: I really just love. I like Caliban. I like where King Swan's been going. I like the passing of a ton for. To Rory McConville. I think it's. He's really taking what Todd father set up that was maybe a little whatever and is really like honing it.
[00:56:42] Speaker B: He's shown, he's shown us now on two books that he is just really fucking good at writing stories, Johnny.
[00:56:47] Speaker A: Yeah. And if this is to be the new King Spawn, where it's like him and the Tinkerer and Cygor, like, like a little. They're a little like street level team.
[00:56:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:55] Speaker A: It's going in a good direction.
[00:56:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Hell yeah.
I agree. I agree with everything you've said, Johnny. And you've convinced me. I'm gonna give it five Cerberuses because you gotta choose the dog when there's a dog.
[00:57:09] Speaker A: So that means it's another entry. Hellfire Club. And it's extra crisp.
[00:57:13] Speaker B: Extra extra.
[00:57:15] Speaker A: Cause we got two fives out of five.
[00:57:17] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:57:17] Speaker A: Excellent.
[00:57:18] Speaker B: It's fantastic. I can't really add anything onto what you said because you covered everything.
It's good.
[00:57:27] Speaker A: I mean, you should go read.
[00:57:29] Speaker B: Go read Kingspawn 40 and 41 right now. Go get them.
[00:57:32] Speaker A: Go get them. Order them online. They're like $3.
[00:57:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Your shop probably still has both of them.
[00:57:38] Speaker A: Probably. Maybe. Maybe.
[00:57:41] Speaker B: Well, you know what? Your shop also probably still has, Johnny.
[00:57:45] Speaker A: Friends.
[00:57:45] Speaker B: Yeah. The friends that you have there, they most certainly still have them at the shop. Your friends ain't going nowhere.
[00:57:52] Speaker A: Nope.
[00:57:52] Speaker B: No. And we like to make sure that we bring our friends with us when we go anywhere. So we like to shout somebody out. We're going to shout somebody out and say, hey, go look at the cool shit they did. And it just so happens that we're going to shout out somebody from the spawning grounds from scorched 37. From the. From the action figure photography which has been heavily represented in the spawning grounds of late. Because I think. I think Thomas Healy is also a toy boy, Joanie, don't you agree?
[00:58:22] Speaker A: Yeah, he is.
[00:58:23] Speaker B: Yeah, definitely. Definitely. So we got a.
[00:58:26] Speaker A: So he's got some good toys.
[00:58:27] Speaker B: We got a toy boy, another toy boy that we're going to shout out.
And it's one that we Actually already talked about because it's got that super awesome Jessica Priest face mold.
[00:58:39] Speaker A: @Actionpanda on Instagram on the spawning grounds of scorch 37.
[00:58:44] Speaker B: Yeah, they got some real cool stuff.
[00:58:47] Speaker A: Yeah. What else they got?
[00:58:48] Speaker B: They got a lot more spawns. They got a lot of like Al Simmons spawn.
They got a lot of. A lot of like Japanese.
[00:58:59] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, this is badass.
[00:59:01] Speaker B: Like the original Power Rangers kind of guys. Figures that. I don't know what they are. He's got some badass. He's got some X Men. But yeah, he's got a lot of spawns.
[00:59:10] Speaker A: This is great.
[00:59:11] Speaker B: Yeah, it's real fun.
[00:59:13] Speaker A: Sweet.
[00:59:13] Speaker B: He's got a savage dragon. He's got an X wing, Johnny.
[00:59:16] Speaker A: I love an X wing.
[00:59:18] Speaker B: Very cool. Give him a follow.
[00:59:19] Speaker A: While you're on Instagram. Give him a follow. Please give us a follow. We are at regarding Spawn Pod. You hit us up there. You can hit us up on email at. Regarding spawnpodmail.com Absolutely. Every week I like to ask the question to spur emails. It works very rarely, but I still do it because it's a bit.
[00:59:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:59:39] Speaker A: This week I would ask, do you believe in miracles?
[00:59:43] Speaker B: You sexy.
[00:59:47] Speaker A: Look within your soul and ask yourself, do you believe in miracles? Because I've discovered that tonight that I do. And I want you to discover that you do.
[00:59:56] Speaker B: Or if you don't.
[00:59:57] Speaker A: Or if you don't, that you.
[00:59:58] Speaker B: At least then you know.
[01:00:00] Speaker A: Then you know.
[01:00:00] Speaker B: And knowledge is power.
[01:00:02] Speaker A: Knowledge is power.
[01:00:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
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Also do this every week. We do this every week. And next week we're also doing it.
[01:00:11] Speaker B: Yes.
[01:00:12] Speaker A: And what are we doing next week, David?
[01:00:13] Speaker B: What are we doing next week, Johnny? We are doing a couple more issues from Spawns universe.
[01:00:17] Speaker A: Is what we're going to do shocking?
[01:00:19] Speaker B: Oh, I never would have guessed, Johnny. Why don't we do main title spawn 361 and gunslinger 40 the regular.
[01:00:28] Speaker A: All right. See the fallout of this power surge we've got going on.
[01:00:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:00:32] Speaker A: See what happens reference. Find out what you Spawns are up to.
[01:00:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. See. See where this road to hell on earth is coming?
We gotta make sure that we get caught up on everybody getting there.
How Bonnie got his groove back. Yeah, that's what we're figuring out here. Speaking of grooves, Johnny, our music is done by Lonnie Bones and it's real grooving and makes you want to dance a little bit groovy.
But yeah. So spawn 361 God slinger 40 we'll come talk about him in a week.
[01:01:12] Speaker A: And Lonnie Bones will play some music.
[01:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah, he'll play us some. We'll get him live and he'll be like, I press the button.
Be real good. So, Johnny, I think. I think that means that we've talked about everything that we meant to talk about. So I have nothing left to say. But may the scorched be with you.
[01:01:32] Speaker A: And also with you, David.
[01:01:33] Speaker B: Hell, yeah.
[01:01:34] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done.
[01:01:41] Speaker B: On earth is in heaven. Why are you stopping?
[01:01:46] Speaker A: We're not doing the whole thing, okay?
[01:01:48] Speaker B: I thought we were.
[01:01:52] Speaker A: I'm religious now.
[01:02:35] Speaker B: Gotta rearrange who I am, man. I need to. I need to listen to some inky super begin.
[01:02:45] Speaker A: Evidently.
[01:02:48] Speaker B: Now that I'm all Mr. Weed man and everything.
