Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Look, Twitch, I'm not smart like you never will be. So here's another case. Not yours. I can't seem to crack it. Was hoping you'd take a look to see if you could match drug to their dealers here.
[00:00:13] Speaker B: I suppose I could do that.
[00:00:14] Speaker A: Of course you can. You've got nothing but time on your hands. Since you don't have a job right now, please leave.
Good evening and welcome to the Mal Bulge. This is regarding Spawn, the world's best Spawn podcasts. I'm your co host, John Fisher.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: And I'm your co host, David Williams. And please leave. As maybe an antithetical way to start an episode, isn't it?
[00:01:11] Speaker A: Please leave.
[00:01:12] Speaker B: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
[00:01:15] Speaker A: I did, David. I did. Last week I got out of my old apartment.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, Yeah. I see you found the Spawn episodes that you had packed away.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: Yes, we missed an episode because David helped me move.
Yeah, that's the reason.
[00:01:31] Speaker B: That's. That's the whole reason, actually.
[00:01:32] Speaker A: Blame it on me.
[00:01:34] Speaker B: That really. That really is the whole reason.
I did blame it on you. Because it was easier. I'm gonna take the easy way out every time, Johnny.
[00:01:40] Speaker A: By the time they're hearing this though, we missed that episode like three weeks ago. So they don't even care anymore.
[00:01:45] Speaker B: It's forgotten. We're just. We're just bringing up. Bringing up bad memories now.
[00:01:49] Speaker A: Bringing up the pass.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: The pass. You got to put your behind in the past.
[00:01:54] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, that's what I did when I moved. I got rid of a lot of my worldly possessions.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: Downsized, that's you. Marie Kondoed it. And five years after. Six years after Maria Condo, Marie, if.
[00:02:06] Speaker A: It didn't spark joy, I kicked that to the curb, baby.
[00:02:08] Speaker B: Yeah, man. Man, Marie Kondo was pre covered.
[00:02:12] Speaker A: Yeah, she was pre covered. I read that book.
[00:02:14] Speaker B: That's wild.
[00:02:16] Speaker A: It actually works. Like if something doesn't spark joy, I get rid of it.
[00:02:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. It takes. The problem is it takes like thinking about it. Like it's just so, so much easier to just be like, yeah, fuck, I don't care. Just leave it there. But then like once you actually get to it, you're like, this piece of shit's in my goddamn way. Get the fuck out of here.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: We have to move, David. You don't have time for that shit. You gotta think about every single thing you own.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. That's. I. Yeah. I fucking hate moving. It's like so bad.
[00:02:42] Speaker A: Yeah. You haven't lose in a long Time.
[00:02:43] Speaker B: No, I haven't. Which means that when I have to, whenever I move again, it's gonna be terrible. It's gonna be terrible. I've had to clean out at least three different houses in my lifetime. Not looking forward to a fourth.
Oh, no, no, that's just. That's. You know, as human beings we just get a little sedentary and we like to surround ourselves with our own garbage. It's. It's like if there was a David Attenborough narrated special, it would be like. And here, here we see the male of the species. He likes to cover himself with his own garbage for six to seven hours a day.
[00:03:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I got rid of a lot of my non spawn comics.
[00:03:23] Speaker B: That's. Those are. That's. It's. Oh, it's. It's killing. It's killing me getting non spawn comics now because it's like, ah, I never get a chance.
[00:03:31] Speaker A: Everything else I know I got rid of a bunch of non spawn comics and like I had my time with comics and I enjoy comics. Obviously I do a comics podcast, but I'm not a. The weekly thing is hard to keep up with and you guys be dedicated to it. Like your thing.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: It does. It's. It really needs to be something special to do weekly. Otherwise just fucking get the trade and bust it out in an afternoon. You can get that shit from the library.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: Exactly.
I kept all my spawn.
[00:04:00] Speaker B: Yes, indeed. Yes indeed. We. Spawn is good. Spawn is good. Johnny.
[00:04:05] Speaker A: Yeah, these are. We got two great issues of Spawn today.
[00:04:08] Speaker B: Oh, I am so. I am so happy that we are back into this.
[00:04:13] Speaker A: Yeah, the same twitch. Rat City pairing.
[00:04:16] Speaker B: I. I have missed Rat City so much. I feel like I need to write Erica Schultz a letter and say, dear Erica, I haven't read Rat City in a very long time because I've been saving it to talk to Johnny about and I missed it. Thank you for writing this book.
[00:04:31] Speaker A: Thank you so much. And thanks for the bracelet. Yes, I found my bracelets that she made when I was moving. I forgot they're in my dog spawn envelope and I forgot to put them in there.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: Nice. Nice. Cuz you got the purple ones, I got the, I got the green one. Yeah, the green one. And cuz there was. There was like a. A special color and then just you know, the, there was a spawn. The canonical spawn colors.
[00:04:54] Speaker A: Yeah, gotta have the spawn.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: Gotta have.
[00:04:57] Speaker A: There's a spawn Snapchat filter I found.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: Oh nice.
[00:05:00] Speaker A: I Snapchat. It's Tom and then Megan as spawn.
[00:05:06] Speaker B: Oh, do you have to. You had to Download Snapchat for that.
[00:05:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I think I can send one to you. I'll send you one after that.
[00:05:13] Speaker B: You should. You should definitely do that. I haven't Snapchatted in probably a decade because that's how we.
That's how Wanda and I used to share dog pictures with each other.
We had one. One dog named Jimmy that I gave a fedora and a little whip on and called him Indiana Jimmy.
[00:05:33] Speaker A: Nice.
It's useful when you're in a long distance relationship.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: I believe it. I believe it, Johnny. I will ask no further questions.
[00:05:43] Speaker A: You can ask whatever questions you want.
Give the parasocial people what they want. They want to live my life.
[00:05:50] Speaker B: Does the Spawn filter stay on? Johnny?
[00:05:53] Speaker A: The spawn filter always stays.
And it. It filters everything.
[00:06:03] Speaker B: Oh. Oh, man, that's funny.
[00:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:08] Speaker B: If the people listening to this aren't laughing, I think they might have found the wrong podcast.
Oh, well, Johnny, we're a little slap happy because it's another. It's another regarding Spawn nights going on here.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's regarding Spawn nights.
[00:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah, it's the best. It's the best of recordings. Either the best of the worst recordings, depending on how we feel.
[00:06:28] Speaker A: Depends. This one feels like it's going pretty well.
[00:06:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:06:31] Speaker A: But what are we, David?
[00:06:33] Speaker B: What are we? We are regarding Spawn Respawn.
[00:06:36] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: Every week we cover two issues from Spawn's universe. That's what we don't. And today is no different.
We got.
[00:06:44] Speaker A: That's right. You took my fucking bit.
[00:06:46] Speaker B: I thought you were telling me to. You let. You.
[00:06:48] Speaker A: No, I wasn't.
I guess I did. I just wanted to.
[00:06:51] Speaker B: You took.
[00:06:52] Speaker A: You smile.
[00:06:53] Speaker B: You stole my. Trying to get you back on track. So I figured I'd take your track first you.
[00:06:58] Speaker A: First you blame the episode being this on me.
Then you steal my only. My favorite part of the episode to say it's my.
[00:07:06] Speaker B: It's my way of slowly trying to kick you off the podcast before we start making money. So it'll be mine. All mine.
[00:07:12] Speaker A: All yours.
10% to Brian. No.
[00:07:14] Speaker B: Nobody. Nobody will.
Nobody would subscribe to a podcast that's just me talking about Spawn. I would get so lost in the weeds. Johnny.
[00:07:23] Speaker A: I don't know, man. Some of those early episodes, early morning episodes. It is just you talking about Spawn.
[00:07:28] Speaker B: No, but you're. You're still there to bring something up.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: Yeah, you're right.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:07:32] Speaker A: Yes, we are Respawn. Like David said. He took my line. But we have two issues today.
From Spawns universe to fine issues.
[00:07:41] Speaker B: Some of the.
[00:07:44] Speaker A: A perfect 10 because they are Tens.
[00:07:46] Speaker B: Yes, indeed.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: Well, we don't know our rating. I don't want to spoil our ratings.
[00:07:50] Speaker B: Who. Who?
[00:07:51] Speaker A: But they are tens, as in they are issue number tens.
[00:07:53] Speaker B: Was it Goldie Hawn that was in pulled Perfect Ten?
[00:07:56] Speaker A: Probably.
It seems that sounds right.
[00:07:59] Speaker B: I just remember there's a movie.
[00:08:00] Speaker A: I remember the. The VHS cover. I think. I think you're right.
[00:08:03] Speaker B: Yeah.
Way to reel ourselves, David. Good job.
But no X. Excellent. Perfect. Perfectly. Tins. There's ones and zeros. It's. It's very.
It's very digital. Johnny.
[00:08:19] Speaker A: This is like a 2019 movie called Perfect 10, but there's no other movie, so I don't know what you're thinking about.
[00:08:25] Speaker B: What? I thought it was a 70s movie called Perfect 10. Am I. Am I making that up?
[00:08:31] Speaker A: Yeah, probably.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: Bo Derek. Oh, no, it's just called 10.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: It's called 10. Yeah, it's called 10. I knew that.
[00:08:38] Speaker B: Whoa.
I totally just slapped that on there. What the shit?
[00:08:43] Speaker A: Yeah. Boderic. Quite a ten bonk.
No, but there are two issue number tens. We got rat city number 10, and Sam and Twitch case files number 10.
[00:08:55] Speaker B: Mm. Yes, indeed.
Speaking of bonk, Johnny, these are some sexy episodes issues.
[00:09:01] Speaker A: Whoa. Okay. They're sexy issues, all right.
[00:09:04] Speaker B: Yeah.
Sexy in that.
I don't want him to stop.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:12] Speaker B: I'm just. I'm just so happy that we're back in the.
I'm so happy to be in Rat City. Nobody ever wants to be in Rat City except for me.
[00:09:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
Not the world's sexiest place.
[00:09:23] Speaker B: No, definitely not. But just rife with story.
[00:09:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. This is great.
Rat City's fun. And Sam, Twitch is really fun too.
[00:09:32] Speaker B: If. If conflict is necessary for story, then there is infinite story here, Johnny.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:09:40] Speaker B: We should probably stop beating around the bush and just, you know.
[00:09:42] Speaker A: Yeah, we're talking about it, so let's talk about it. City number 10.
[00:09:45] Speaker B: Yes, indeed.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: We always start with the covers.
[00:09:49] Speaker B: What color? What. What cover you got? Darreni I have the.
[00:09:53] Speaker A: A cover by Zay Carlos.
[00:09:55] Speaker B: Hell, yeah.
And it's.
[00:09:57] Speaker A: Peter is a deviant, but you can see, like, half Peter's face. It's like, kind of like, forming around him, and he's doing a fist slam into the ground.
[00:10:05] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like he's mid metamorphosis.
[00:10:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:10] Speaker B: Oh, man, he's got. He's got like, those big chunky cables and, like, pneumatic tubes on his legs are so awesome.
[00:10:19] Speaker A: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
[00:10:20] Speaker B: Oh, man, talk about techno meshing with flesh, Johnny.
[00:10:24] Speaker A: It's techno Mesh. Yeah, it's like. It's all coming together, but it's great. Great colors.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: It's a beautiful cover. It's got great.
It's got great dynamics. Yeah, Everything's, like, split in some way. Like, Peter's face is split half mask, half his face. His body is split one side of.
On either side of that big green, like, lightning bolt. And like, his. His cape is kind of making like a. Like a yin yang.
So there's splits everywhere, Johnny.
Yeah, it's fracturous, as they would say.
[00:11:01] Speaker A: Pretty cool. What cover you got there?
[00:11:03] Speaker B: I have the B cover, the Marco Falia cover. And it is. It is the deviant standing on top of a rooftop, just, like, staring down into the dark canyons, the musty, smoggy canyons of Red City.
It's real good. It's very.
It's got a very Jim Shooter era Iron man feel to the deviant, if that makes any sense to you. It doesn't. 70s, 70s Iron Man. It's got a 70s Iron man feel to it. It doesn't look like 70s Iron man, but it kind of feels like it.
[00:11:36] Speaker A: A little bit like the city. It's very matrixy.
[00:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah. It's, like, disappearing into. Into, like, Matrix stuff.
It's real good. It kind of. It kind of looks like a.
It's like the city as it would appear in Tron.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Both awesome cyberpunk covers.
[00:11:57] Speaker B: Mm.
[00:11:59] Speaker A: I just love Rat City. I'm so glad we're back to reading it.
[00:12:01] Speaker B: Yeah. It's so fucking good. This. This issue. Whoo. This issue introduces a new character, Johnny. A new character by the name of the curse.
[00:12:10] Speaker A: Oh, my God. No. For those of you who don't remember, when Dave and I first encountered the curse and the Scorch, we thought he was a new characters, and that's how dumb we were about Spawn.
[00:12:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:12:21] Speaker A: Because then I discovered the action figure from the 90s, and I was like.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: Like, what is what?
[00:12:26] Speaker A: How is this possible?
[00:12:27] Speaker B: Yeah, Johnny Comics. That's how it's possible.
[00:12:30] Speaker A: That's what we get for being brave enough to cover modern Spawn without having read all previous Spawn.
It's bravery, I tell you. Bravery.
[00:12:37] Speaker B: It's gonna be. There's gonna. There's definitely gotta be a lot of points where there's a lot of people being like, you dopes. Come on. Come on.
[00:12:44] Speaker A: That's the fun, though. You want to be seems smarter than your podcast host. You don't want them to be seem smart all the time.
[00:12:48] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true. Nothing's. Nothing's better than. Than listening to a podcast you love and be like, these guys are idiots. I know the answer to this immediately. Yeah, it endears you.
[00:12:58] Speaker A: Good feeling.
[00:12:59] Speaker B: It just. It is great. It just. It feels good to feel smart, Johnny.
[00:13:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it does.
[00:13:04] Speaker B: It feels terrible to be told that.
[00:13:06] Speaker A: You aren't or it makes you. Or if it makes you feel dumb.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, it's the worst. We don't want to make anybody feel dumb. We want to. We want to make everybody feel welcome in the Spawns universe. Spawn immunity is a great place, Johnny.
[00:13:19] Speaker A: It is.
[00:13:20] Speaker B: These necroplasmic waters are very nice. So let's jump on in.
[00:13:27] Speaker A: All right. Let's jump on in. First we gotta do the credits before we get into this book. And we got script plot by Erica Schultz.
[00:13:32] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:13:33] Speaker A: Art by Zay Carlos.
[00:13:34] Speaker B: Hell, yeah.
[00:13:35] Speaker A: Color by J. David Ramos.
[00:13:37] Speaker B: Extra. Hell yeah.
[00:13:38] Speaker A: Lettering also by Erica Schultz.
[00:13:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Hell. Hell yeah.
[00:13:42] Speaker A: We already covered the covers.
[00:13:44] Speaker B: Hell yeah.
[00:13:45] Speaker A: Creative director is one Mr. Todd McFarlane.
[00:13:48] Speaker B: Yes, indeed.
[00:13:49] Speaker A: And editor in chief is Mr. Thomas Hille of the.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: Of the Hell Heelys.
[00:13:55] Speaker A: Of the Hell Heelys. Yes. He's a hell healer.
Previously in Rat City, the deviant tears through PTS forces only to be stopped by the one person he trusts.
[00:14:06] Speaker B: That being Quinlan.
[00:14:08] Speaker A: Quinlan.
[00:14:10] Speaker B: Well, so we start in Fort Leonia, New Jersey now. And we got Peter doing the classic I gotta change my appearance. So he's just shaving everything down.
[00:14:21] Speaker A: I can't believe this hasn't come up before. David. You know there was a Star wars expanded universe character named Quinlan Vos.
[00:14:27] Speaker B: No, I did not. What is Quinlan Vos?
[00:14:29] Speaker A: Clone Wars. He's got, like a black, like, tattoo strive around his eyes.
Look in treads.
[00:14:33] Speaker B: I'm gonna. I probably know who this is, too. That's gonna be the worst part.
[00:14:38] Speaker A: He's. He was like.
He. Or it's like a yellow tattooed stripe, but he was.
[00:14:44] Speaker B: He was in the.
Yeah, I've seen this guy before.
[00:14:48] Speaker A: He was really popular in, like, the 2002, 3, 4. Like, when the. The original Clone wars, like, inner novel and comic stuff. He was in before the TV show, but they brought him into the TV show too.
[00:14:59] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen. I've seen this guy. I've seen this guy.
[00:15:03] Speaker A: Quinlan Voss, a 2003 king, but yes, Quinlan. Stop. Not Quinlan Voss of Star Wars. Quinlan of.
[00:15:13] Speaker B: Quinlan Cue Ball, as they call them. I know we know Quinlan's last name, but I don't remember what it is.
[00:15:19] Speaker A: Voss.
No, it's a Star wars character.
[00:15:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I I feel like. I feel like it is in this book, this issue, so that way we can remember it miraculously later on.
[00:15:31] Speaker A: I think it is.
[00:15:33] Speaker B: But yeah, Peter is Quinlan.
[00:15:35] Speaker A: Wally.
[00:15:35] Speaker B: Wow. There we go, man. Quinlan Cue ball. Wally.
[00:15:40] Speaker A: Wow.
He would have a field day in Rat City. All that trash.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: Oh, geez. Oh, geez. He would be so excited. And it would. It would never end. He'd always have a pile of trash.
[00:15:53] Speaker A: Just compacted in his little belly.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: He could start in this bathroom. This filthy, filthy bathroom. Oh, boy.
[00:16:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a bathroom in New Jersey, dude.
[00:16:06] Speaker B: Tromaville. We got more. We got more little stickers, Johnny. There's more little stickers on the. On the mirror.
[00:16:12] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: I feel like Zay Carlos likes drawing little pineapple stickers because there's a little pineapple stickers everywhere. Peter cutting off his dread, shaving off his beard, shaving off the.
What's left underneath his dreads.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: This is force. Force. Leona. Leonia. Leonia.
[00:16:29] Speaker B: Fort Leonia.
[00:16:31] Speaker A: Fort Leonia, New Jersey now. So there's like a little bit of a flash forward.
[00:16:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Then a terrible. A terrible fucking bathroom with an overflowing trash can and some sort of drug remnants on the toilet seat there.
[00:16:46] Speaker A: Yes. Probably some death sticks.
[00:16:48] Speaker B: Yeah, probably.
[00:16:50] Speaker A: Graffiti says God hates us, which.
[00:16:53] Speaker B: True, true. Yeah. No lie detected. There's a nice little skull there. Peter is saying, it's official. We're fugitives.
It was dumb luck that they made it out of Rat City alive, but they're far from safe, Joni.
And then as. As Peter stops to take a look at himself post shave in the mirror, he starts seeing all of the past versions of himself and being like, is this really. Wait, what? Huh? How did I get here?
[00:17:24] Speaker A: Let the days go by Let the water hold me down.
How did I get here?
[00:17:31] Speaker B: This is not his beautiful wife. This is not his beautiful house.
[00:17:36] Speaker A: It's the deviant. Yeah. He goes from seeing himself as a child to like a soldier to, like a super soldier.
[00:17:40] Speaker B: And then at one point, he's wearing a big white suit with massive shoulder pads.
[00:17:45] Speaker A: Yes. And he's dancing, like, shaking.
[00:17:49] Speaker B: Good old David Byrne jokes.
Would that be a David Byrne joke or would that be a talking heads joke?
[00:17:55] Speaker A: It'd just be a David Byrne. B U R N. That's a David Byrne joke.
[00:18:00] Speaker B: That's a good one. That's a good one.
[00:18:02] Speaker A: I just thought of that. Off the dome, baby man.
[00:18:05] Speaker B: Yeah. So, like, Peter sees his. All of his past like a version of himself at specific points in his time, his life, just talking back to him and Then he's like, oh, Jesus Christ, am I going crazy? He might be Johnny. As. As we have learned, the symbiote is not kind to the old noodle.
[00:18:25] Speaker A: Not kind to the human mind.
[00:18:27] Speaker B: No, indeed.
[00:18:28] Speaker A: And we cut back to Rat City before, where they're on the rooftop or they're coming out. Not the rooftop. They're coming out of the storage unit.
[00:18:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:18:35] Speaker A: Fighting PTS forces.
[00:18:38] Speaker B: And this is obviously right after Quinlan gets thrown, kind of like semi attacked by the deviant.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: And tossed away. And then Quinlan's, like, crawling and running and, you know, trying to avoid getting chained by the. By the deviant.
And I like this.
[00:18:59] Speaker A: The deviant's choking this guard, and he's like, please don't kill me. I have a family.
[00:19:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I like this. I like this scene of. Of the deviant bearing down on this guard, and it looks just straight up like Al Simmons. It's classic Swan. So creepy.
Because Spawn is scary, if you don't remember.
[00:19:17] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Spawn is scary.
[00:19:18] Speaker B: Mm.
[00:19:19] Speaker A: The chains whipping about.
[00:19:21] Speaker B: Yeah. And then so while this guard is pleading for his life, Quinlan picks up this EMP gun and is like, this is the only. This is the only thing we have going.
And shoots the deviant just, like, right in the chest with the emp.
[00:19:35] Speaker A: Bam.
And luckily it works.
[00:19:38] Speaker B: Yeah. And the symbiote starts, like, removing itself hexis style in, like, big, greasy globs from Peter's face. And then it, like, slowly fizzles out into some.
Into some lightning.
And then Peter's like, what the. Did you shoot me, Quinlan?
And then it's like, my legs don't work.
[00:20:04] Speaker A: It's like, I had to stop you from the killer.
[00:20:06] Speaker B: Quinlan was like, I didn't. I didn't think that far ahead. I just needed you to stop. And then Peter's like, dang, is the suit gone? And Quinlan's like, doesn't fucking matter now. We gotta hustle.
And then we see Quinlan, who has undergone a similar change in appearance, wearing the baggiest of clothes, and they've. They've cut their hair down a bit, and they got a. They steal it. They steal a hat from the store so that way they can go incognitas, as they say.
[00:20:40] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: And while. While they're in the store, the news comes on. And then the news is like, we're looking for these two people. Quinlan Wally and Peter Cairn.
And Quinlan's face is just there. And it's like, ah, jeez.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: Can I get a hat? This is very Back to the Future y hat.
[00:21:00] Speaker B: It Is it. Is. It is the most colors.
It's like an early 90s hat. It's. It's very much like the hat that a Bugs Bunny and a Daffy Duck would be wearing backwards on the size. On. On the front of an oversized shirt.
[00:21:16] Speaker A: Yes. From the XL shirt and the Tweety Birds there.
[00:21:20] Speaker B: What.
What was with that? That was a very strange. Very specific.
[00:21:26] Speaker A: Yeah, it was like Tweety Bird being like, I'm from the hood. And it's like, what.
[00:21:32] Speaker B: They were all like.
Like, you could turn. You could turn their shirts into dresses.
Like, none of. None of them fit. There were none that were the correct size. They were all gigantic.
[00:21:43] Speaker A: A Tweety shirt.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: The 90s, man. But then Quinlan bumps.
[00:21:47] Speaker A: You ever have a big dog shirt?
[00:21:48] Speaker B: Oh, man. I fucking loved big dogs.
[00:21:51] Speaker A: I had a. I had lost the lost bone. Jurassic Park.
[00:21:55] Speaker B: Oh, nice. I had a.
Oh, boy. I don't know if I did. I don't. I don't know if I had the.
The Lord of the Bones, the nice.
[00:22:06] Speaker A: When you wanted it.
[00:22:07] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know if I had that one or if I wanted one. I know that I had big dog boxers that were NASCAR drivers because there was rusty Wall leash, which is like the sweatiest dog pun for Rusty Wallace.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
That's funny.
[00:22:28] Speaker B: Oh, man. I've said it before. I'll say it again. Big dogs need to make a comeback.
[00:22:34] Speaker A: Bring them back. I'm sure they're ready for it.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: If you can't run with the big dogs, just stay on the porch. It's like. It was like the nice version of the no fear shirts.
[00:22:41] Speaker A: Yeah. I want, like, a bark awakened shirt for the Force Awakens.
[00:22:44] Speaker B: Yeah, it would be great.
[00:22:47] Speaker A: Or spawn dog. Like, dog spawn exists, but you have, like.
What would they call it? Bark. But if it isn't the spawn font.
[00:22:57] Speaker B: That would be fun.
[00:23:00] Speaker A: Or puppy.
[00:23:01] Speaker B: Or puppy.
I don't know. Maybe. Maybe we can convince them to make that the first shirt they come back with.
[00:23:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:23:08] Speaker B: They wouldn't even have to have stores anymore. They could just do it all online.
[00:23:11] Speaker A: There's. There's this interesting juxtaposition. Happens when we meet this new character that we don't see again this issue.
But what's happening is on the newscast, they mentioned that they were involved in timely death of Commander Owen Reese.
And then Quinlan says using Reese for publicity is disgusting, but nothing draws sympathy like a fallen hero.
And Quinlan, they run into this woman who seems like we'll be seeing her again, but she just has a very brief part in this issue.
[00:23:41] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, because she knows Peter. She's like, I recognize that guy on the television. I don't. I don't. I don't know if.
I don't know if I feel like that's actually what Peter would do. Weird.
[00:23:54] Speaker A: There's Kizzy.
[00:23:55] Speaker B: Kizzy. Yeah. And after Quinlan runs into Kizzy and they drop all their stuff, does a little quick electronic pickpocketing, snags all her creds. Kizzy went to high school with Peter. She says, I could never forget him, so. Oh, boy.
Also, also Johnny. Also, also Johnny. Also, also Johnny. That looks like. That looks like a PTS prosthetic that she's got.
[00:24:20] Speaker A: It does. It is.
[00:24:21] Speaker B: I wonder. I wonder. Ooh, the plot thickens.
[00:24:26] Speaker A: I know.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: And Quinlan says, well, the good news is she didn't recognize me. The bad news is people can still recognize Peter. Oh.
[00:24:35] Speaker A: Yep. And then Quinlan buys, like, a bunch of snacks from this AF in this anime. Like, yeah, Virtual Shop Girl.
[00:24:41] Speaker B: It's a fun little shop, though.
[00:24:43] Speaker A: It is fun. I'd love to go there, but they have some great snacks.
[00:24:45] Speaker B: Yeah, well, because it's all. It's all junk food. It's all junk food. It's like all Quinlan vibes.
[00:24:52] Speaker A: And we learned her name is Kizzy DeWitt. Thank you for your purchase, Kizzy DeWitt. Quinlan stole the credits.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: Yeah. Obviously this is all happening around the same rest stop because it's the same bathroom that Peter is in. Quinlan goes over and is like, hey, Pete, come on, we gotta go. We got bail. And then as Quinlan is waiting for Peter to come out of the bathroom, we see the. The weird fake nose guys from the previous issue who were like, is that Cuba?
[00:25:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:19] Speaker B: Driving up, being like, let's gas up before we hit the city. Huh? And they're. They're talking about how. What they're gonna do. They're. What. What the. What they're gonna do when they find Cue Ball? They're gonna use this. This old ass gun that one of them has. That's.
They say that when they get stopped, they could say, hey, it's a replica. It's not a gun.
It's my second amendment right.
[00:25:41] Speaker A: We're gonna find them. Then our friend Cue Ball is one dead son.
[00:25:45] Speaker B: Yeah. These guys are hilarious. These guys look like.
They look like they would either be a group of guys from the Fury Road or, like, a set of bad mercenaries from the Fifth Element.
[00:26:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: And then we take a severe left turn, Johnny. We take a turn to outside Zurich, Switzerland, many years ago, and we've got Your classic. Your classic stage with the bright lights, I guess. Your classic mega church stage, Johnny. Mm. And you've got. You've got a whole bunch of families in the audience. And you've got specifically one mother and one child.
[00:26:26] Speaker A: And Uncle Baby Billy's there.
[00:26:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
There will come a payday.
[00:26:31] Speaker A: I love the. What? Ms. Behaven.
I'm in love with Judy Gemstone. Do you know this?
[00:26:40] Speaker B: Yes. You mentioned. You've mentioned. And you have it because. Because when I was talking about the. The most recent season, you were like, I started from the beginning. And then I have.
[00:26:50] Speaker A: I watched the first two seasons again. I gotta watch the third season.
[00:26:52] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:26:52] Speaker A: And then I'll watch the new one.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: Oh, man, it's fucking. I love. I love BJ so much.
I don't know if Judy Gemstone deserves bj, though.
[00:27:03] Speaker A: I think she deserves whatever she wants.
[00:27:08] Speaker B: That's what I feel about bj. BJ deserves whatever he wants, if he wants Judy Gemstone.
[00:27:13] Speaker A: Do you ever think about that?
[00:27:13] Speaker B: I mean, I mean, that's. That's kind of what it comes out to, is that he wants Judy Gemstone.
[00:27:18] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:27:19] Speaker B: It's such a good show. But Uncle Baby Billy is the best.
[00:27:24] Speaker A: Uncle Baby Billy.
[00:27:25] Speaker B: Baby Billy's Bible. Bonkers.
[00:27:27] Speaker A: Yes. We open on this, like, mega church.
[00:27:29] Speaker B: Come on now. Yeah. And there's this a mother and a son talking about their. Their brother, the brother, another son, another brother, Victor, who is about to come up on stage. And then we see the priests, brings up several children, and they're. They're just standing there. They're like, presenting them to the congregation. It's very. It's very kind of like these kids are going to have their first communion today, y' all.
[00:27:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:57] Speaker B: They're here to celebrate a joyous occasion. They gathered there for the feast day of their patron saint, Philip Cron. Johnny. Huh? Huh?
[00:28:05] Speaker A: That's when I first went, huh. And then you see the panels.
[00:28:08] Speaker B: St. Philip.
[00:28:08] Speaker A: It's the curse ripping his eyes out.
[00:28:10] Speaker B: St. Philip showed us the light through his faith and was henceforth known as the curse.
Johnny, you got to put a key next to it. This is a key issue. The first. First appearance of the.
[00:28:22] Speaker A: No, it's not. Stop it.
[00:28:25] Speaker B: Hey, it's a good joke.
[00:28:27] Speaker A: The running is a long running joke.
[00:28:29] Speaker B: Oh, ma' am.
And they. They honor the sacrifices of St. Philip's of St. Philip.
St. Philip.
And now I will read a passage from the Gospel of the Curse. And he's got like a.
Like, it's. It's very much like meatball head spawn as A book?
[00:28:49] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:28:49] Speaker B: It's like a.
Oh, Johnny, I wonder, could that be.
Could that be the shoelace?
[00:28:57] Speaker A: It could be the shoelace. It is a shoelace.
[00:29:00] Speaker B: It is shoelace.
[00:29:01] Speaker A: I just love this reveal. I love that there's this church dedicated to the curse. I was like, oh, hell yeah.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: Yeah, it's wild. And then, and then we start cutting back to, to Basel, Switzerland now.
And we've got the.
Oh, the CEO, the commissioner, the. What's his name, what do they call him? The boss man. The Boss man kneeling before his little tabernacle. Just like fucking fledged to shit. Like those, like those guys from Monty Python banging themselves in the head with the boards, doing some penance, doing some physical penance. And it starts cutting back and forth between the boss and the children on the stage.
[00:29:45] Speaker A: And basically the children are drinking this like Kool Aid.
[00:29:49] Speaker B: Yeah. They're drinking a poison.
[00:29:51] Speaker A: Basically happens to intercuts these children drinking poison and they all go down.
[00:29:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:29:56] Speaker A: But then one rises.
[00:29:58] Speaker B: One rises. He is the worthy one.
[00:30:02] Speaker A: The parents are freaking out like, I gotta save my baby girl. Cuz they're all like dying.
[00:30:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
Like. Like they, they all, they all knew what was happening. They knew that they were gonna figure out how to find the chosen one of the. Of the organization.
And I'm assuming they told them that, hey, we're gonna fucking poison them.
[00:30:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:19] Speaker B: And the one that. The one that lives is the chosen one. And everybody was like, yeah, sure, my child's the chosen one.
[00:30:23] Speaker A: My child's chosen one, he's not gonna die.
[00:30:25] Speaker B: And then all the, all the, all the parents of the children who weren't the chosen one are just like, oh, oh, fuck.
Like, could you imagine being in that position, Johnny? I couldn't imagine being that position, but being like, I am so devoted to this faith that I know with no doubt in my mind that my child is the chosen one. And I will let them potentially die because I know it's not going to matter because they're not going to die. And then they die.
Johnny.
[00:30:55] Speaker A: Talk about a crisis of faith, man. And the mom and the child from earlier.
[00:30:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:31:00] Speaker A: She says, be proud of your brother, Stephen. He's going to save the world, boy.
[00:31:05] Speaker B: And then as this is, as this is the cult of the curse, Johnny. They say they need a final transformation to complete everything. Johnny. And they do it in classic curse style because the curse says. He said something about his eyes deceiving him. And these priests, they just take this young boy, Victor, who just came back from a poisoning death and they just stab him in the eyes.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: Stab him right in the eyes.
[00:31:29] Speaker B: This is the will of their Lord, Johnny. They say, victor, Nikkei, you will lead us to eternity.
Say it, Victor. Victor says that I will lead you all to eternity.
[00:31:40] Speaker A: And then we realize that Victor is the boss man. Is the boss man with the cross on his face.
[00:31:46] Speaker B: Yeah. And he's got that book, the Book of the curse, and he's writing in it. He's writing his gospel. And he says. He says, only when I fulfill my destiny will I be granted peace. All the money in the world will make it so. I know that now. The deviant must be killed by my own hands, not through others. But he says. He says I'm not strong enough. I can't do it as I am now. I must transcend.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: He holds this, like, ribbon wrapped gun to his head.
[00:32:15] Speaker B: Yeah, ribbon. Ribbon. Much like the ribbons that are attached to the needles that they gouge his eyes out with.
[00:32:21] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:32:21] Speaker B: So it's like a, like, it's like. It's a holy gun at this point.
[00:32:25] Speaker A: It's a holy gun. And he shoots himself in the head.
[00:32:27] Speaker B: Yeah. And we get a nice blam.
And then skull to end the issue.
[00:32:35] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:32:36] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus is so fucking good. John, it was great.
[00:32:39] Speaker A: It was just so cool to, like, have the curse swap in there and have this whole, like, cult around it. It's so interesting and, like, out of left field, but. So I love that she's using the spawn lore.
[00:32:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's also, I mean, that's kind of how. It's kind of how these, these things happen. It's. You've got like one offshoot. Like, literally that's what happened with Martin Luther. He was just like, Catholics. I want to do something a little different. And then now we've got so many different Protestant religions. It's a natural. It's a natural progression of this thing.
[00:33:09] Speaker A: It's.
[00:33:09] Speaker B: It's beautiful.
It's really. It's really well wrought.
[00:33:14] Speaker A: It reminds me of Midsommar for some reason, like the child sacrifice thing. And even though they don't sacrifice children in that movie, but just like the willingness of the community to sacrifice members reminds me of that movie.
[00:33:26] Speaker B: Yeah. For the, for the greater good.
[00:33:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:33:28] Speaker B: Like, oh, boy, oh, boy, what a rough movie.
It's so. It's so bright and has such beautiful colors that. I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if we've talked about this, Johnny, but I am a man who is fascinated by incongruity in my own life. I like things to be, you know, predictable because, because it helps keep me from freaking out. But anything that is incongruous is fascinating to me. And being able to have a bright and cheerfully colored horror film that is probably the. The scariest thing I've ever seen is incredible.
[00:34:11] Speaker A: The scariest thing you've ever seen?
[00:34:12] Speaker B: Maybe not scariest thing I've ever seen the most.
Like, I try to. I try to tell people that I. I describe Midsummer as like a 90 minute. A 90 minute panic attack.
Yeah, yeah, that's. That's really what it is.
It's just.
[00:34:29] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:29] Speaker B: Anxiety on top of anxiety. And it is creepier than a lot of pitch black things I've seen.
[00:34:35] Speaker A: No, it's interesting. The daytime horror is always interesting. That's why I think I. I'm drawn to Texas Chainsaw Massacre because a lot of that. I think we talked to daytime. Yeah, yeah. But Midsommar. Yeah, it was actually really. It's really weird because it was really validating in a way because like I saw she took one of the medications I'm on when she was having a panic attack. I'm like, oh, that's what I do. And it was kind of validating, but like, yeah, it feels like a 90 minute panic attack.
[00:35:01] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's maybe a little much.
Maybe a little much. I think. I think.
[00:35:07] Speaker A: But just the calmness and like the sacrifice and willingness of the community to sacrifice these kids. Kids in this comic reminded me of mid summer.
[00:35:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a good poll. I would definitely. I would definitely watch Hereditary again before I watch Midsummer, though it's much less.
[00:35:21] Speaker A: Hereditary is more fun once you know it is terrifying and disgusting the first time you see it, but once you know what it's doing, yeah, it's a little more fun.
[00:35:28] Speaker B: I don't. I don't know if I could ever get used.
I don't know if I could ever get used to the anxiety that is Midsummer.
[00:35:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it tells you something. I own Hereditary. I don't own in Summer.
[00:35:40] Speaker B: That is telling. Oh, man. Fucking. I saw Toni Collette recently.
She was in Mickey 17.
Mickey 17 was a fucking fan. Have you seen Mickey 17?
[00:35:51] Speaker A: No. Bran said it was great.
[00:35:52] Speaker B: Oh, it's. It's so fucking good. You should watch it.
[00:35:56] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:35:57] Speaker B: It's.
It's amazing.
More people.
[00:36:01] Speaker A: But I haven't seen Mickey 1 through 16.
[00:36:03] Speaker B: They're in there, Johnny. I promise you. They're in there.
[00:36:06] Speaker A: Well, next, after the skull in the.
[00:36:08] Speaker B: Issue, we have new generation, new stories, new you, Johnny.
[00:36:11] Speaker A: All the spin offs, all the spin offs.
[00:36:13] Speaker B: Look at that. We even got a sabotage Twitch number 10 there.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Hey, I wonder when we'll be seeing that next.
[00:36:19] Speaker B: No idea. Oh, hey, look. Issue five of Violator. That's the one where.
That's the Nazi one.
[00:36:25] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:36:26] Speaker B: No spoilers. But there's Nazis in that one.
[00:36:30] Speaker A: Okay, I haven't gotten there yet.
[00:36:31] Speaker B: And, you know, as all media with Nazis in it, it rightfully ends with no Nazis.
[00:36:39] Speaker A: Good.
[00:36:40] Speaker B: They do not survive the issue. Spoilers. We got the Image Classics ad. We got the Spawn Call of Duty figure ad.
And then the Mortal Kombat one is the back. The back toy ad. Yeah, that's. That's rat city number 10, Johnny.
[00:36:54] Speaker A: Rat city number 10. It's a bo Derek baby.
[00:36:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
Do you need a stretch?
[00:37:16] Speaker A: No, because I'm in a normal chair. I'm not in a closet.
[00:37:25] Speaker B: You've come out. It's June, Johnny. You've come out of the closet.
[00:37:30] Speaker A: Yes.
I no longer record in the closet, everyone. I guess we'll have to put this in.
[00:37:36] Speaker B: Or we could just skip it. Whatever.
[00:37:40] Speaker A: No, it's good if it fits.
[00:37:41] Speaker B: If it fits. But, yeah, not being in a closet is great.
[00:37:44] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm in a normal room now, guys. I'm in a normal room. I'm not in a closet.
[00:37:48] Speaker B: I have been watching Barbie jump around on stuff behind you, though. And it's like, every bit of my willpower to not be like, cat.
Cat.
[00:37:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm also just, like, nervous she's gonna jump on the fucking computer.
[00:38:02] Speaker B: Well, if she does, I mean, what are you gonna do about it?
[00:38:07] Speaker A: I don't know.
Probably be like, ah, ah, Uncle Barbie.
[00:38:15] Speaker B: Worst things have happened. Worst things have happened.
[00:38:17] Speaker A: That's true. She's a cute, good kitty. She's very resilient. She's. She's taking the move like a champ.
[00:38:22] Speaker B: That's good. That's good. You definitely. You definitely have some credit you can. You can borrow against for animal shenanigans on your end of the record, Johnny.
[00:38:33] Speaker A: Yeah, you think?
[00:38:35] Speaker B: I don't think you'll ever. I don't think you'll ever match my.
My. Whoopsies.
[00:38:41] Speaker A: Puppies seem quiet tonight.
[00:38:42] Speaker B: Yeah, they're all.
Well, that's the good thing about a night's record is they've gotten all their wiggles out from the me coming home. And then this is basically right after they eat. And so they're just like, oh, yeah. Oh, time for a nap.
[00:38:59] Speaker A: Time for a nap.
[00:39:00] Speaker B: Just in time to be full of energy for. Time to go to bed, David.
[00:39:05] Speaker A: Ain't time for a nap. It's time for Sam and Twitch. Number 10.
[00:39:08] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:39:09] Speaker A: Case files. Number 10.
[00:39:10] Speaker B: Mm. Files from their cases.
[00:39:13] Speaker A: And we always start with the covers.
[00:39:15] Speaker B: Yes, we do.
[00:39:16] Speaker A: I have the. A cover by Jim Muniz.
This is kind of cartoony style, like Sam and Twitch.
Some chimneys in the background, like these really big old guns.
[00:39:28] Speaker B: Yeah, they've got.
[00:39:28] Speaker A: They've got chunky guns.
[00:39:30] Speaker B: They've got like massive hands too.
[00:39:32] Speaker A: Yeah, massive hands. They're pretty cool.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: It's great. I like. I like that their ties are all.
[00:39:41] Speaker A: Flipping around.
[00:39:42] Speaker B: Yeah, it's real fun.
Sam's. Sam's got his cigarette hanging out of his mouth. It's dope. I got. I got that cover B. That Jonathan Glapion cover. And it's just the classic body outline with some blood spots around it.
[00:39:58] Speaker A: That's pretty awesome.
[00:39:59] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a pretty good one.
[00:40:01] Speaker A: That's great.
I hadn't actually seen that films now.
[00:40:04] Speaker B: Yeah, Jonathan Clappian. He does good work.
Yeah, we should probably. So. So now we've covered the covers, we gotta pop these suckers open and give credit where credit is due.
[00:40:15] Speaker A: There's a lot of credits in this.
[00:40:16] Speaker B: A lot of credit. So we start off with plot by Todd McFarlane himself.
[00:40:20] Speaker A: Just the plot.
[00:40:21] Speaker B: Just the plot.
We have the script by Jordan Borrell and Todd McFarlane. So not just the plot.
Art, art, art, art, art by Thomas Nachchlik with special thanks to Magnus Arts.
The color is by FCO Plasencia and Sheila Saldana does the color flats.
Tom O. Doing the lettering. Very nice. We covered the covers. Todd McFarlane is also the creative director and Thomas Healy once again is editoring in chiefing and previously in Sam and Twitch case files. Twitch shoots a suspect in order to save a life. But now he's under fire.
[00:41:10] Speaker A: Boom.
[00:41:10] Speaker B: Hmm. Yeah.
[00:41:12] Speaker A: The big. The man upstairs got him in his sights.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: Yeah, but which upstairs? Like the upstairs upstairs or just like the police commissioner?
[00:41:20] Speaker A: Like the police commissioner. The man upstairs with the big cheese.
[00:41:25] Speaker B: And we start off at Twitch's house in Queens.
The reverse shot of where the previous issue ended with just a figure standing outside.
[00:41:38] Speaker A: So what happened to the townhouse from the last one?
We already talked about this.
[00:41:42] Speaker B: Well, yeah, I don't know what happened to it, because the first. Yeah, because that first case, he was in a townhouse in fucking like downtown Manhattan and now he's in Queensland.
I don't know. I don't know, Johnny.
[00:41:55] Speaker A: We got two houses. Maybe that's why his wife said, maddie can't work. They gotta get paid for two houses.
[00:42:01] Speaker B: Could you imagine being able to. To afford two houses? I couldn't imagine being able to afford two houses. That's a lot. That's a lot.
[00:42:08] Speaker A: That's a lot.
[00:42:08] Speaker B: That's too much. That's. Maybe you. Maybe you should probably not have two houses. You should probably do something else with that money.
[00:42:15] Speaker A: Give it to me.
[00:42:16] Speaker B: Like, pay your goddamn taxes.
Pay.
[00:42:19] Speaker A: Pay respawn.
[00:42:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
Yeah. So there's just a guy standing outside of Twitch's house.
And then a light goes on over the back door. And we. We get Twitch's internal monologue that goes throughout. The whole issue here. Starts and says the intruder's posture is aggressive, confrontational.
Makes him a threat.
And so Twitch comes outside in his pajamas holding the baseball bat.
[00:42:49] Speaker A: He's in his underwear?
[00:42:50] Speaker B: Yeah. And he gets. He gets out there, and then the man is gone.
No sounds. Either he's gone or he's.
And Twitch just starts saying, you better fucking get out of here. He's still out there. Fucking go.
And then Twitch waits a second to listen.
He's like, yeah, he's gone.
So he starts walking back inside, and he steps on one of his.
One of his son's cars.
[00:43:18] Speaker A: Most painful things in the world.
[00:43:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Just stepping on a Hot Wheel.
[00:43:22] Speaker A: Stepping on a Lego.
[00:43:23] Speaker B: Oh, boy.
[00:43:24] Speaker A: Any of that?
[00:43:25] Speaker B: Yeah. No. Good.
So we. We cut to breakfast. In the next morning, Twitch is just like, you know, preparing himself for his internal affairs investigation. And his son is playing with his toys on the table. And Twitch is just lost in his own sort of, you know, this is gonna happen. And they're doing this. What is happening here? And then Helen brings him out of his aloofness by saying, your son asked you a question. And the question that his son asks is, dad, is it true? And Twitch says, is what true? And then his son says that you killed somebody. You shouldn't have.
Twitches. Twitch is not happy with that question. And coming out of the sun. No. He's like, what? And then Helen is like, young man.
He says, hey, all the kids at school are saying it. And Helen says, I'm gonna talk to those. I'm gonna talk to the principal and to those parents. The kids, like, don't. Please don't do that. Everybody hates me enough as it is. Aw, so sad. It's a rough time being a child, Johnny. How to deal with all those other children. Tough time.
[00:44:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, posting it and stuff like, that's crazy.
[00:44:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:32] Speaker A: I just think about that, man. Like, being a kid in the modern world. Got to be tough. Middle school's got to be infinitely tougher.
[00:44:37] Speaker B: Yeah. I could not imagine being a middle schooler with fucking all of this constantly connected things, because at least in actual middle school, when I went home, I was physically and, like, conceptually separated from anything and everything, so, like, none of it could follow me home. Whereas kids nowadays, it's just all fucking there.
[00:45:00] Speaker A: It's all there.
[00:45:01] Speaker B: And Twitch is just like, man, just the stuff is gonna. Just let the process work. Just don't worry about it. It'll be fine. Don't worry about it. It'll be fine. And Helen's. Helen's not having that. She's like, fucking, no.
[00:45:14] Speaker A: So here's my worst nightmare. Barbie's gonna walk across the computer.
[00:45:17] Speaker B: Oh, no.
[00:45:18] Speaker A: Oh, God. She's knocked over my Spawn stack.
Cat attacks.
[00:45:24] Speaker B: Johnny. She says. She says Spawn is good. Must read Spawn.
[00:45:26] Speaker A: Yes. She loves Spawn.
[00:45:28] Speaker B: She could be. She could be our next guest.
She could share her thoughts. Not enough fish.
[00:45:34] Speaker A: Not enough fish. She mainly just go, meh.
[00:45:39] Speaker B: Hey, we can. We could. We can make a whole episode out of that. Don't you worry. But, yeah, Helen is not gonna stand for this bullying of their child.
I like this pivot at the end where Helen is so upset about Twitch just being aloof about their children. And she's like, oh, yeah, don't forget we got dinner at my sister's tonight.
[00:45:58] Speaker A: If it's not too much of a father.
[00:46:00] Speaker B: Yeah. To set the phrasing up properly, she says, you remember, we're going to my sister's for dinner tonight. And Twitch is just like, unfortunately, I remember everything.
[00:46:11] Speaker A: His mind is an evil trap.
[00:46:13] Speaker B: Evil trap. So he does remember that he has to go to his sister's and loves tonight.
[00:46:18] Speaker A: And I'll say, man. We cut to Sam in Twitch's office and his, like, perking up his life. And the last issue's been working out for him.
[00:46:25] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, He's. He's looking. He's looking real nice leaning against.
[00:46:29] Speaker A: Sexy.
[00:46:30] Speaker B: Leaning against those files. And it's like, good Lord. Twitch is anal as about filing everything. But, man, it is so nice to just. So helpful, just being able to be like, whoops.
Then the coroner comes in and he's like, hey, Sam, I got a. I got an update on that guy. The amount of drugs in this guy's system was unbelievable.
I don't know if any of those are actual. Actual drugs or not, Johnny.
So I. I know benzos.
[00:46:59] Speaker A: Yes, they are.
[00:47:00] Speaker B: I mean, like, I'm talking about the MMC, the 33 MEC, the G. GHB. I know HGB.
But I don't know. GHB.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: I don't know either.
[00:47:11] Speaker B: Oh, no. I know. I know. Bgh. Bovine growth hormone. There we go.
[00:47:16] Speaker A: Growth hormone.
[00:47:17] Speaker B: That's like. That's like the opposite of it. I don't know.
[00:47:20] Speaker A: No. Yeah. So this guy had lethal doses of all these drugs in him.
[00:47:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:47:24] Speaker A: And he's like, which one killed him? All of them were lethal.
[00:47:27] Speaker B: Like. Like he had so much in him. He should have been, like. He retroactively should have died a couple of days before he took all of the drugs. He had so many drugs of them.
[00:47:36] Speaker A: Right.
[00:47:37] Speaker B: Sam's like, well, damn.
And then we go to Ryan's Bar with a great slogan. Come on in.
[00:47:45] Speaker A: Come on in.
[00:47:46] Speaker B: Right? You see that? It's like, okay, I'm gonna go on in.
It's that classic. That classic red leather boot. And Sam is just there with a pint and a stack of fucking case files.
And Twitch. Twitch comes in and he says, oh, boy. I can only imagine how messy our office is right now.
So it's like, hey, I missed you, too.
This distance really put our relationship into perspective, which is like. So I assume you got an update from the coroner. And Sam's like, yep. And Twitch is like, okay, I can't hear it. Cannot hear it. Do not involve me, please.
My review is not yet over. I want to be squeaky clean so I can get back to work. And then we get the opening reading.
[00:48:30] Speaker A: Yep. Where he's like, look, can you look into this for me?
[00:48:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:48:33] Speaker A: See which drugs match these dealers?
[00:48:36] Speaker B: Twitch is like, yeah, sure. Then I love this. This little. You've got time in your hands since you don't have a job now.
It's great. It's a great little bit of character.
[00:48:52] Speaker A: Barbie.
[00:48:52] Speaker B: No, no, no. She just loves Spawn so much. Johnny.
[00:48:56] Speaker A: I know.
[00:48:57] Speaker B: Is that what you. Is that what you think when you wake up in the middle of the night and you just see her green eyes in the dark? You're just like, spawn Kit.
[00:49:05] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fun.
Oh, my God, it's Spawn. She also has capes and her chains.
[00:49:14] Speaker B: That she doesn't necessarily control.
[00:49:16] Speaker A: I mean, she has claws she doesn't necessarily control.
[00:49:20] Speaker B: Oh, that's true. So Sam leaves Twitch with his pile of case files. This drunk dude comes up.
[00:49:26] Speaker A: He's like, yo, what's up? What's all them papers?
[00:49:29] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just like, as a drunkman do, it does. And Twitch is like, ah, it's just some boring insurance. And then dude makes a pointed jab at the insurance Industry. Ooh, ooh.
[00:49:41] Speaker A: Get some.
[00:49:42] Speaker B: Yeah.
They can't ensure that badge things won't happen.
Not real life. Know what I mean?
[00:49:49] Speaker A: But he leans in, he says one.
[00:49:51] Speaker B: Last thing, like, reads him the fucking New York City police codes or the New York penal codes.
[00:49:59] Speaker A: I also know shooting an unarmed assailant, unless it's the officer's last resort, is a violation of New York Penal Code S66151. Guess we can't all be killers.
[00:50:09] Speaker B: Richard's like, huh?
Hey, hold on. And the guy's just, like, running out of the bar. And then he gets in a car. A Shelby Mustang. Johnny. That's what that little. That's what that little snake means. It means it's a Shelby.
[00:50:21] Speaker A: It's the same as his son's toy.
[00:50:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it is.
[00:50:25] Speaker A: What the fuck?
[00:50:26] Speaker B: Some. Some weird shit's a brewing, Johnny.
[00:50:28] Speaker A: Some weird shit.
[00:50:29] Speaker B: And speaking of weird shit, we cut to the dinner at Helen's sister's house.
[00:50:34] Speaker A: This is some weird shit.
[00:50:35] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Jesus fucking Christ. Who raised these goddamn people?
What the fuck kind of a dinner conversation is this?
[00:50:44] Speaker A: So, yeah, her sister's like, so you weren't caught on video, right? No cell phones? He's like, no. Was he a minority? An LGBTQ type person? Then Twitch just goes, if he was, I didn't.
[00:50:56] Speaker B: It's just like, ah, you'll be fine. And then husband man bun. It's like, it's a little bit more complicated than that.
He, well, actually is his way into the conversation. Police shootings are different now.
[00:51:07] Speaker A: She's like, I'm sure you had to, right, Max?
He says, everyone keeps asking me that question.
[00:51:13] Speaker B: They start demeaning him. They're like, well, I mean, if. If all this shit is. If you don't like all this shit, why do you. Why don't you just quit? And Twitch is just like, I love my job.
[00:51:22] Speaker A: He does bring up the important Twitch lore, that he's a really good shot.
[00:51:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:26] Speaker A: Helen always said, you're the best shot in all of New York. American Sniper was you, right?
[00:51:33] Speaker B: And then we just. We just cut to Helen and Twitch leaving, and Twitch is just like. He's, like, not even waiting for Helen. He's just, like, in the car, waiting on her.
[00:51:43] Speaker A: That was fun.
[00:51:44] Speaker B: That was fun. Oh, boy. Nothing, Nothing worse than a bad dinner, you know? Well, actually, I guess there probably are things worse than a bad dinner. Like, conceptually.
[00:51:54] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:51:56] Speaker B: And realistically, later that night, Twitch is just unable to go to sleep. He's just sitting on his bed thinking, did I have to Shoot. Did I have to shoot him? Part of his. Unfortunately, he remembers everything. He's rewinding and playing it again through his head.
I never miss.
And yet, bam.
[00:52:16] Speaker A: Because he didn't mean to shoot him in the head. He wanted to, like, shoot him in the shoulder.
[00:52:18] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was gonna shoot him in the shoulder. Just incapacitate him.
Shoot him in the eye.
[00:52:25] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:52:26] Speaker B: Twitch wakes up. Apparently he fell asleep eventually, and. And he's like, wait, Helen, what are you doing up so early?
She's like, I'm always up early. Menopause, remember?
All right.
[00:52:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:52:39] Speaker B: All right.
[00:52:39] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:52:41] Speaker B: And then, like, he immediately gets a call from the.
From the chief, saying that the Internal affairs has finished their. Finished their initial report, and they want to. They want him to come down to the station and talk about it. And Helen's like, oh, hell, yeah. This nightmare can finally be over.
Go, go, go, go.
You know, as Twitch is driving to work, Sam's talking to him on the phone, saying, I'm hearing positive things about your review, buddy. I'll see you there. Then Twitch is in his. His review with Internal affairs, and they've run across some anomalies that they need to explore further. And Twitch is like, what anomaly?
[00:53:22] Speaker A: We can't disclose what. It complicates things.
[00:53:24] Speaker B: He's like, complicates how?
They're like, you need to stay on leave.
And he's like, for how long? For however long it takes till they're satisfied, Johnny. And then one of the Internal affairs officers just like, this is why regular cops wear. Wear cameras. So that way it doesn't have to take forever.
[00:53:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:44] Speaker B: And Sam comes in late. Was like, what I miss?
[00:53:48] Speaker A: We're all good to go, right, partner?
[00:53:50] Speaker B: Yeah. And Twitch is like, ask them.
I like how his ask is just, McCarthy, what the going on?
I thought this was a formality.
And McCarthy says, that's not how City hall sees it. So it's like the City Hall.
[00:54:06] Speaker A: City Hall.
I'm taking this all the way to City Hall.
[00:54:10] Speaker B: Yeah. And then, you know, Sam starts getting upset, and McCarthy's, you know, just doing her thing. And the Twitch is like, hold on, hold on, Sam. Hold on, Sam. She. She's doing her. She's doing her job. Don't. Don't get upset.
[00:54:23] Speaker A: And the chief's just like, that's done. We're not talking about all three of you. Get the out.
[00:54:28] Speaker B: Yeah, there's a lot of. There's a lot of uncensored in this one, Johnny. I just realized.
[00:54:31] Speaker A: Uncensored.
[00:54:32] Speaker B: So they're they're walking out of the office and Sam's like, this is. Which is like, man, thanks for. Thanks for eventually calming down.
Yeah, seriously, you might, but I think you've just made shit worse.
Like, I'm going home. I'm going home. This Helen's gonna be so upset at this. And so Twitch just starts, you know, walking to his car by himself. And then he looks across the street. Oh, it's that guy from the bar.
[00:54:56] Speaker A: He's waving at him.
[00:54:57] Speaker B: Yeah. And Twitch is like, oh, I'm gonna follow. I'm gonna follow this strange guy who's both been at my house in a random bar I was at and follow him down a dark alley.
Come on, Twitch.
[00:55:09] Speaker A: And he gets Joker fied. Dude, this is what happens to the Joker.
[00:55:13] Speaker B: So, yeah, he gets beamed in the back of the head by a. A wooden. A wooden beam.
[00:55:18] Speaker A: Like, is that the wooden board that came with the original Spawn action figure?
[00:55:21] Speaker B: I don't see a. I don't see a. A nail in it, but it very well could be.
But yeah, it's beamed in the back of the head with his board. And then it gets punched and then punched again, and then punched again and then kicked right in the stomach. And then as he's laying there on the ground, the guy sticks a gun in his hand.
And then it goes black.
And there's a shot.
[00:55:46] Speaker A: There's a blam.
[00:55:48] Speaker B: And then spawn orb to end the issue.
[00:55:51] Speaker A: Blood splattered spawn orb.
[00:55:54] Speaker B: Dang. Wow, man. Speaking of Joker fight, that's kind of how it looks. Kind of like he's got a. Some Joker makeup on there.
[00:56:03] Speaker A: Well, he like, lies down, like after he gets his ass kicked. Exactly. Like in Joker.
[00:56:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:56:07] Speaker A: Remember they steal his sign and they beat him with it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he lays down like that too. He gets jokerfied. Dude, man, I'm Joker fied.
[00:56:19] Speaker B: That should have been. That should have been the ghost song for Folia Dia.
Yeah, for the. For the end credits.
[00:56:26] Speaker A: Yeah, the only good song in that damn movie.
[00:56:29] Speaker B: Then we got the Spawn issue one, the statue ad, the UFC action figure ad. The new generation, new stories, new U ad for all of the spin offs. And then the back. The back cover ad is the Image Classics ad. And that is the end of Salmon Twitch case files number 10.
[00:56:52] Speaker A: Yes, it is.
[00:56:53] Speaker B: So, Johnny, we've already evoked them, and they are still sleeping, these puppies. Which it means that they're pretty good puppies. So I think it's time for us to rate these puppies.
[00:57:04] Speaker A: It's time to Rate the puppies.
[00:57:09] Speaker B: So first up, we've got red city number 10, Johnny.
[00:57:12] Speaker A: Red city number 10.
It's action packed. It moves the story along and we get this whole new perspective on the Chairman.
[00:57:20] Speaker B: That's his name. He's the Chairman. Jesus.
[00:57:23] Speaker A: Whole new perspective on the Chairman Victor here.
And it's just really cool that he's from this church of the curse.
I love that reveal.
[00:57:31] Speaker B: He's the chosen. The chosen boy.
[00:57:33] Speaker A: I'm really interested into finding out who Kizzy is.
[00:57:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:57:39] Speaker A: And what she plays into the plot. Yeah. It's a really fun issue.
This moves. And it's always so action packed and, like, has a great intrigue of its own. And callbacks. It's everything you want in, like a new modern spawn issue. I'm gonna give it 4.5. Children's eyes stabbed out with chopsticks.
[00:57:55] Speaker B: Oh, hell yeah. It's a good score. It's a good score. Yeah. I love it's.
[00:57:59] Speaker A: And of course, the art and the coloring is amazing as always. It just looks beautiful. It goes without saying.
[00:58:04] Speaker B: Sorry, we have to say it is. It is beautiful art. It is. It is very great. It is very. It's sort of like a soft beginning kind of. I mean, it obviously picks up like immediately where the previous issue ended, but it also feels kind of like, in a way, it feels kind of like it's glancing over the previously on. To sort of get us going somewhere else.
[00:58:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:58:26] Speaker B: And it's. It's just amazing. The Erica Schultz has put together a fantastic story here. And it just moves and it goes. And it's going in all directions that I like. All of these directions. And I agree. I agree. I'm also going to give it four and a half curse Bibles.
[00:58:44] Speaker A: Curse Bibles with the Schwan Julie's.
[00:58:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Because. Because, yeah, it's.
[00:58:48] Speaker A: It looks like meat wad with the sponsors.
[00:58:50] Speaker B: It does.
It's gonna just like turn back into a ball and say something stupid.
[00:58:58] Speaker A: Love it.
[00:58:58] Speaker B: Love it.
[00:58:59] Speaker A: Then we had Sam and Twitch case files number 10. I like Thomas Nashlick for the Sam and Twitch stuff.
It's fun. The 3dness of it is cool.
[00:59:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:59:09] Speaker A: I really like his Sam in this issue a lot.
[00:59:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It's nice seeing a put together Sam.
[00:59:15] Speaker A: That's nice. I'm liking this story. I like where it going. It's interesting so far. I think it's like more intriguing to me than the last one.
[00:59:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:59:24] Speaker A: But I mean, I know that whole story, so what. It is what it is. But I just, I like them in the city. I like them interacting more.
[00:59:32] Speaker B: Yeah, it's Sam and Twitch, not Sam or Twitch.
[00:59:36] Speaker A: And I'm intrigued where it's going to go. I just. I want to know what's going on. Yeah.
But it's a good mystery. It's a good living up to the name Sam. Twitch. Case files. They're doing case files.
[00:59:46] Speaker B: There's hella case files in this issue.
[00:59:48] Speaker A: There are. I'm gonna give it four sexy Sam's.
[00:59:52] Speaker B: Hell yeah. That's a good one. I agree. I agree. So to start off with. Yeah. The Thomas Nachlick art is awesome. And as we've said before, it feels kind of like the action is blocked. Like, this would be a lucasarts game.
[01:00:08] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:00:08] Speaker B: They really need to make a fucking lucasarts Grim Fandango style Monkey island game of Sam and Twitch. It would be so great.
[01:00:16] Speaker A: This style art would be perfect.
[01:00:17] Speaker B: Yeah, it would be perfect. Let's take this creative team, make it. It would be awesome. We got this crazy fucking mystery you gotta solve. It's great. I love how just like. Oh, man. As much as I hate just all of the shit that's piling up on Twitch, it's just.
It makes. It makes for a good fucking story.
[01:00:37] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:00:38] Speaker B: Like, how is. How's Twitch gonna get out of it? What the fuck? What's what? Why the shit is everything happening now?
[01:00:42] Speaker A: I really intrigued by what's going on with these people that are so hyped up on drugs. They should be dead, but they're running around.
[01:00:47] Speaker B: Yeah. So fucking weird. And this. This creepy guy who's like everywhere and.
[01:00:52] Speaker A: Not waving at him and shit.
[01:00:54] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:00:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:00:56] Speaker B: I'm gonna give this four dinosaur toys at the breakfast table.
[01:00:59] Speaker A: Gotta have a dinosaur dinosaur tour.
[01:01:02] Speaker B: It's a. It's just a good time. It's. I love the boys. The boys. The boys aren't really fighting now, which is good. We like it when the boys aren't fighting.
[01:01:11] Speaker A: Yeah. They're just bickering and normal.
[01:01:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. It's the reg. Regular. The regular bickering. It's good stuff.
[01:01:17] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:01:17] Speaker B: You know. You know what else good stuff, Johnny?
[01:01:19] Speaker A: Our friends on Instagram.
[01:01:21] Speaker B: Hell yeah. The Spawn munity is good stuff. And we got some. We got some good stuff that we want you guys to check out. And it is McFarlane signatures.
That's just how it sounds. McFarlane signatures.
No space, no underscore, no dot, no nothing.
[01:01:43] Speaker A: They have auctions. They're showing off signed stuff. Everything signed by Todd McFarlane.
They have giveaways.
Pretty cool stuff.
[01:01:52] Speaker B: They got a lot of they got a lot of stuff. Oh, man, it's real good.
[01:01:56] Speaker A: If you want some Todd McFarlane Sigs, you know where to go.
[01:02:00] Speaker B: Yeah, there's doing some auctions, so. So get yourself. If you guys. You got a. If you got a taste for Maybe some Todd McFarlane signed SPUN accoutrement, hit him up. It's good stuff. You know what else is also good stuff that you should hit up? Lonnie Bones. Just Lonnie Bones music. It's good stuff. He does our music. Also very good stuff is interacting with y' all. You guys should come interact with us on Instagram. We are regarding Spawn Pod over on Instagram.
[01:02:30] Speaker A: Absolutely.
[01:02:33] Speaker B: Send us a dm. Or if you don't have Instagram, send us an email at.
[01:02:37] Speaker A: Regarding spawnpodmail.com Every week I like to ask a question to spur your thoughts. And I just wonder, what are your thoughts on this Church of the Curse with their swan looking bibles? Spawn going to be a part of it? Is he like their devil in that church?
Is that why the Chairman's so focused on the deviant? I don't know. What do you think?
[01:02:59] Speaker B: I wonder how much of this is.
[01:03:00] Speaker A: Going to already be revealed at this time.
[01:03:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I wonder how much of this is going to spin out of that.
That conflict between the Curse and Spawn at the end of Rory McConville's main title run.
[01:03:14] Speaker A: I don't know.
[01:03:14] Speaker B: Like, I wonder how much that will set up the Church of the Curse.
[01:03:18] Speaker A: We'll find out.
[01:03:18] Speaker B: We'll find out. And you can find out with us as we continue to love and talk about Spawn's universe.
And Johnny, there's only one way to continue talking about Spawn's universe, and that's to read some more Spawn's universe and then talk about it again.
You want to do some of that?
[01:03:38] Speaker A: Yes, I want to read two of my favorite titles right now. I read scorched. Okay, 40.
[01:03:43] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:03:43] Speaker A: And Kingspan 44.
[01:03:44] Speaker B: Oh, hell yeah. That's gonna be a good one, man. Those are good titles.
[01:03:48] Speaker A: Rory McConville gonna be excellent, man.
[01:03:50] Speaker B: It's gonna be a hell of a match up that.
[01:03:52] Speaker A: Hell yeah.
[01:03:52] Speaker B: So find yourself some scorched 40 and some kingspawn 44 and read them and come listen to us. Talk them. Talk about them in a week.
[01:03:59] Speaker A: Talk them. We'll talk them up.
[01:04:01] Speaker B: We'll talk them. You read them. We'll talk them.
[01:04:03] Speaker A: You read them. We'll talk them. You listen them.
[01:04:07] Speaker B: Hey, that might be a new.
A new tagline. Johnny. Johnny, you read them.
[01:04:15] Speaker A: You shouldn't Own on everything.
[01:04:18] Speaker B: It's regarding Spawn.
Regarding Spawn Nights.
That'll be a fun time. It'll be a hoot. It'll be a hoot. Just like this was, Johnny.
[01:04:27] Speaker A: So it's a hoot.
[01:04:28] Speaker B: And this.
Man. I fucking love talking Spawn. I love talking with you.
[01:04:33] Speaker A: I'm in a new place. I'm not in the closet anymore.
[01:04:35] Speaker B: I love talking these.
[01:04:36] Speaker A: It's June.
[01:04:37] Speaker B: These specific. These specific titles. It's just so good.
But unfortunately, Johnny, I think I might have talked myself into a corner and have nothing else to say. But may the scorched be with you.
[01:04:53] Speaker A: And also with you, David.
[01:04:54] Speaker B: Hell, yeah.
[01:04:56] Speaker A: Hell, yeah.
[01:04:57] Speaker B: Oh, I just thought of another thing to say. You gotta like, like us. Subscribe to us.
Tell your friends and family and co workers and Raiders. And Raiders ram us.
Rate them.
[01:05:09] Speaker A: Thank you for being so kind and, like, getting me out so I could go have dinner with our friend Brand. Friend of the pod.
[01:05:14] Speaker B: Hell yeah. Hell, yeah. I don't want to be. I don't want to be the reason that you miss even a portion of dinner.
[01:05:19] Speaker A: Finally, I get to eat at the end of the episode.
[01:05:23] Speaker B: I. I am allowing you to leave so. So that way you can go do whatever it is you got to do as a human being.
How dare you go do something other than talk about Spawn with me, Johnny.
[01:05:34] Speaker A: Oh, we'll talk about Spawn while reading.
[01:05:37] Speaker B: You talk to Spawn behind my back? You talk about Spawn behind my back? How dare you?
[01:05:42] Speaker A: All the time with other people. With everyone. I talk about fucking everyone, David.
[01:05:46] Speaker B: You fucking.
Does that make you a Spawn hussy? Johnny.
[01:05:52] Speaker A: If you say something, that's what you want to call me.
[01:05:56] Speaker B: There are worse things to be.
[01:05:57] Speaker A: Don't Spawn shame me.
[01:05:59] Speaker B: I'm just gonna get jealous that you're talking to. You're talking to other boys about Spawn.
[01:06:03] Speaker A: I'm talking to all the boys about Spawn, David.
[01:06:05] Speaker B: Am I not. Am I not Spawn boy enough for you?
[01:06:09] Speaker A: You are.
[01:06:12] Speaker B: That's good to know.
It makes me feel good.
[01:06:17] Speaker A: I'm glad you feel good, Sam.
